Item #: SCP-CN-2879
Object Class: Thaumiel
Special Containment Procedures: The object is currently being used to contain anomalies. It does not pose any subjective danger, and as such does not require further containment procedures. All further information is restricted to Level 5 clearance.
Description: SCP-CN-2879 is a strainer, a very large one.
The object was developed by the Foundation and is currently used to deal with [REDACTED].
The inside of the object is painted a solid black. Imprecise measurements have revealed that this is ████████.
The positions of the holes on the strainer are not regular, and the shapes and sizes are all different. The holes can move, and their motion follows a certain relative pattern.
Item #: SCP-CN-2879
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: The following procedures are currently being researched. — O5-█, Overseers' Council
Description: SCP-CN-2879 is the collective designation for a series of anomalous phenomena. Beginning on ████-██-██, all contact between all ships at sea and land was lost. It is conjectured that they have been lost.
At the same time, all methods of observing the black stream by anomalous or non-anomalous means were lost; regardless of the means of observation, all resulting data was [REDACTED].
Item #: SCP-CN-2879
Object Class: Da'aS Elyon
Secondary Coverup Procedures: The Foundation is to cooperate with SCP-CN-2879, continuing to use Foundation resources to set up relevant "departments", conduct relevant "research", and regularly produce falsified research reports. At the same time, Foundation front companies are to release relevant information in an edited format. A new field of science, known as █████nomy, is to be fabricated to encompass this information.
Description: SCP-CN-2879 is the collective designation for a series of anomalous phenomena. Beginning on ████-██-██, scientific research personnel worldwide claimed that an unknown space outside of the shell of the sky could be observed through their telescopes, within which float the Gods of Olympus.
At the same time, similar information was disseminated from mainstream media outlets at an uncontrollable pace. This is considered to be a loss of the Veil.
It is estimated that the dissemination of information related to SCP-CN-2879 reached a certain threshold on ████-██-██, causing [REDACTED]
After the Foundation's attempts to prevent the broadcasts failed, SCP-CN-2879 began to emerge within the Foundation. As such, the Foundation has abandoned traditional containment and have implemented secondary coverup procedures, so as to allow SCP-CN-2879 to become part of normalcy.
Item #: SCP-CN-2879
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: [REDACTED]. SCP-CN-2879 is currently contained; all further information is strictly confidential. Foundation webcrawlers are to monitor internet social media to control the spread of related information. In order to maintain the viability of possible responses, Standard Media Coverup Procedure "One Leaf Blocking the Eyes" may be execured at any time.
Description: SCP-CN-2879 is a theory a conjecture a conspiracy theory an informational cognitohazard. When any sapient, sentient organism discovers this information and thoroughly believes it, SCP-CN-2879 will become true alter reality cause a CK-Class Restructuring Scenario.
Item #: SCP-CN-2879
Object Class: Explained
Special Containment Procedures: The object has already become a part of consensus reality, and is no longer seen as anomalous. As such, no containment procedures are required.
Description (Archived): SCP-CN-2879 is a bun, a very large one.
According to the results of the investigation, the interior of the object is hollow, with its filling unevenly located on the inside of the skin.
The object possesses various reality-altering effects, including but not restricted to:
- The center of the object has a very strong directional searchlight. The area lit by this entity changes over time according to a series of rules.
- The center and the exterior of the bun possess a two-way translocation effect; when this effect occurs, no directly or indirectly observable phenomena follow as a result.
- The exterior of the bun has markings, which cause the object to appear as [REDACTED] when observed.
There is no means of determining when or where SCP-CN-2879 was placed on the black tablecloth of a dining table. Based on its physical characteristics, the object is delicious. It has been inferred that only the Foundation is currently aware of this anomalous phenomenon; as such, no further containment is necessary, and the object is not regarded as anomalous.
Item #: SCP-CN-2879
Object Class: Explained
Special Containment Procedures: The object has already become a part of consensus reality, and is no longer seen as anomalous. As such, no containment procedures are required.
Description (Archived): SCP-CN-2879 is the collective designation for a series of anomalous phenomena. Beginning on ████-██-██, the Foundation discovered various mass media releasing a series of anomalous information. This information consisted of images, audio, and both print and digital documents, and contained a large amount of falsehoods, including but not limited to:
- The existence of various figures in the scientific community
- A field of science
- Terminology specific to said field of science
- Devices used for unknown purpose
- Scientific theories and results existing within currently known scientific fields that have no known purpose
There are currently no means of understanding or using the knowledge gained from this information. The meaning of the specialized terminology cannot be determined. Researchers have noticed that all information recovered uses the names of gods from Roman or Greek mythology to name various fictitious entities, and assumes that these entities are spherical or otherwise round; this appears to be the foundation of its geographic theory.
Despite the fact that this information is entirely fabricated and nobody can understand it, when SCP-CN-2879 is disseminated to the public, it is presented as "popular science", a "simplified explanation" or "meant to be emotional". This led to the public accepting SCP-CN-2879. Further exposure to a variety of researchers indicates that the theories presented by the anomaly appear to be complete and self-consistent.
SCP-CN-2879 has been uncontainable and has reached outside the Veil; however, due to its properties, it has gained a certain degree of self-containment. It has been inferred that only the Foundation is currently aware of this anomalous phenomenon; as such, no further containment is necessary, and the object is not regarded as anomalous.
Addendum:
"That's one small step for man…"
Item #: SCP-CN-2879
Object Class: Kušum
Special Containment Procedures: The object cannot be contained.
Description: SCP-CN-2879 is the designation for an anomalous phenomenon.
The Foundation confirmed discovered came to know witnessed SCP-CN-2879 during a voyage on ████-██-██.
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Item #: SCP-CN-2879
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: In view of the object's properties, it has in various senses become a normal scientific discovery, and as such does not require containment other than standard secrecy procedures. All plans for voyages both behind and beyond the Veil are to be cancelled, and only relevant compiled cover stories are to be disseminated via Foundation mass media outlets, so as to deceive cheat satisfy cover up the truth to the public.
Description: SCP-CN-2879 is a strainer, a very large one.
It is currently unknown whether SCP-CN-2879 is man-made or a natural phenomenon.
The inside of the object is painted a solid black. Imprecise measurements have revealed that this is [REDACTED].
The positions of the holes on the strainer are not regular, and the shapes and sizes are all different. The holes can move, and their motion follows a certain relative pattern.
All voyages to explore the holes resulted in loss of contact with the ships as they approached the holes.
We have never seen the stars with our own eyes.