あ-N-0064 "Prophecy Beast Kudan" Sales Catalog
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The power to know the future of the world is in your hands.

Prophecy Beast Kudan

Product # Model Quantity Price
あ-N-0064 P01-α 1 ¥ 1,880,000~

Features

  • From the face of your grandchild to the weather tomorrow — truly unbeatable predicting power.
  • Reusable. Buy one and it will produce prophecies as many times as you like.
  • Prophecies will be generated to show exactly what you want the second the kudan is born — covering all areas.

Specifications

  • Prophecies can only be produced once a day.
  • The human facial features cannot be changed.
  • There is an additional charge for pickup when no longer needed.
  • Not edible. Please note this in advance.

Instructions: あ-N-0064 "Prophecy Beast Kudan" is a cow with a human face and the power to predict the future, developed by JOICL after years of research.

Kudan is a mythical creature born from a cow. With the head of a human and the body of a cow, it is said to speak a prophecy and then immediately die. In the records, the prophecies produced by kudan are said to be more likely to come true than those of other prophecy-producing beings. JOICL has discovered that kudan die immediately after speaking their prophecies because the brain is pushed to its limit in order to make the prophecy come true.

The kudan must die in order to produce its prophecy, but we must make it live and continue to produce prophecies. At a glance, this seems like a contradiction, but with the technology developed by Humanoid Research Head Itegiri Yō for the が-B-0183 "Reproduction Light", these two criteria can both be fulfilled.

あ-N-0064 bears young and produces prophecies according to the following cycle. The period of this cycle can be customized when ordering.

  • A kudan is born.
  • The just-born kudan (あ-N-0064 is neotenic and can reproduce by parthenogenesis, giving birth when pregnant) speaks a prophecy.
  • The kudan then enters brain death; however, due to が-B-0183's effects, its womb remains functional.
  • From that kudan, a new kudan is born.

Researcher Comment

As kudan are only rarely born, and die almost instantly, finding a live kudan was incredibly difficult. If not for the sample given to Humanoid Organism Laboratory Head Kunō Hisashi and the long-lived instance in China, this research would never have seen the light of day. As for myself, I was encouraged by the experimental model of あ-N-0064, which first prophesized that "this research will necessarily succeed", to make it this far. As the culmination of my life's work, to make two contradictory things stand together, I hope you try あ-N-0064.

— Mammal Department Cetartiodactyla Research Head Kuroda Kyōichi

Customer's Voice:

  • It's wonderful how accurate the predictions are. Though I splurged on my first あ-N-0064, I've bought three more with my lottery winnings. — 54-year-old male, wealthy businessman
  • It's become a routine for me to listen to a prophecy from あ-N-0064 every morning. I can't help but look forward to the day my nagging mother-in-law finally kicks the bucket. — 46-year-ol female, housewife
  • Ever since my company went bankrupt, I was worried sick about what to do, but now that I know the future thanks to あ-N-0064, I've shed all my worries! I'm going to hang myself! — 27-year-old male, unemployed
  • I just bought it because its liked its face. When I ask あ-N-0064 to predict its own future, the face it brings my sadistic soul joy. — 16-year-old female, student

NOTICE


Currently, we are recalling this product due to a severe defect. If your あ-N-0064 does not produce a reply to your query but instead produces a prophecy similar to the following, please contact us and arrange for pickup as we are currently carrying out a free recall.

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