C-Dives' Translator Page

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Last updated: 2021/04/17 (UTC)
Currently containing 73 translations.

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Series JP-I

SCP-001-JP
amamiel's Proposal - Ave Maria

Object Class: Yesod

You are an inhabitant of SCP-001-JP's dream. And it's not just you. The O5 Council members, some of the Site Directors, and most of the upper echelon of the Foundation were once inhabitants of SCP-001-JP's dream world, the city of the subconscious. By incarnating as babies, we were literally born out of her subconscious, in physical form.

Written by amamiel on 2018/06/16.

SCP-013-JP - Home Video Relative

Object Class: Safe

SCP-013-JP is a figure who appears only in home videos that feature three or more blood relatives. SCP-013-JP always appears to be wearing a mask that resembles the face of an elderly man.

Written by grejum on 2014/03/18.

SCP-019-JP - A Common Bonobo

Object Class: Keter Neutralized

SCP-███-JP is a typical megalomaniac, and his nature is extremely dangerous. Even considering his primitive intellect, I maintain SCP-███-JP is not suitable for further testing and research.

Written by tokage-otoko on 2013/10/11.

SCP-030-JP - Petroleum Devourers

Object Class: Keter

SCP-030-JP is capable of converting any petroleum-based products into its own energy via unknown organs that currently are not understood. Fecal matter of SCP-030-JP is not inflammable and unable to be used as fuel.

Written by tokage-otoko on 2013/11/02.

SCP-082-JP - To the Desired Country

Object Class: Safe

There's no one here but you and me. And, just look around you, this cannot be a tourist spot by any means. Why do you not doubt that?

Written by azuki0912 on 2014/08/30.

SCP-086-JP - Zombie Virus

Object Class: Keter

I have no awareness and cannot prove it, but I probably am no longer myself. I appreciate your acceptance of my request. …I'm just sorry for what I did to my family.

Written by akauo on 2014/03/13.

SCP-094-JP - Marine Man

Object Class: Euclid

Currently, most of the fish species found on Earth have been confirmed to live in the bloodstream of SCP-094-JP in the size range of 0.2 to 10 μm.

Written by mary0228 on 2013/08/28.

SCP-167-JP - Restaurant Seashore

Object Class: Euclid

When these creatures are stimulated beyond certain level, they rapidly lose their mobility, cover their bodies with an abnormal secretion and transform themselves into the shape of common foods.

Written by ripeya- on 2014/11/24.

SCP-173-JP - The Dinosaur - The Imitation

Object Class: Euclid

SCP-173-JP is [REDACTED] composed of a large amount of toys that seem to be made in Japan; it always tends to take on the appearance of a stylized dinosaur, regardless of its own size.

Written by soilence on 2014/07/11.

SCP-200-JP - Depressing Duck

Object Class: Safe

This item may be sentient, or at least possess some kind of information. Hereby I withdraw the proposal about the classification to Anomalous Item, and request to reexamine the circumstances of retrieval.

Written by shinjimao on 2014/06/28.

SCP-240-JP - Zero Instances of Locust

Object Class: Euclid

3 weeks have passed since we started breeding. The amount of locusts in cage are still 0, but something is wrong. Generally speaking, 0 is too small number for a clutch of locust.

Written by dr_toraya on 2014/05/16.

SCP-266-JP - A Town Without Anyone

Object Class: Euclid

We went to McDonald's at lunchtime… many times. There was no staff, but I ordered a cheeseburger and a Coke almost every day… Where did that cheeseburger come from?

Written by Amateria68 on 2018/01/06.

SCP-272-JP - "Floora"

Object Class: Safe

She, "Floora", is lovely. Very graceful, tidy, and beautiful. Can't you see that? From the top of her head to her toes and fingertips, she’s the masterpiece of beauty in every respect. This skin-tight, pure white dress. These refined accessories. And her pale skin, being wrapped in all those clothes.

Written by nekomiya_guu on 2014/11/18.

SCP-333-JP - The Earthlings

Object Class: Euclid

"You mean your head exists in the underground?"
"Totally not. You must be able to see my head right now. My head is so huge, extending far and wide."

Written by hata_suke on 2016/03/13.

SCP-359-JP - Penguin Mushroom

Object Class: Euclid

SCP-359-JP is an anomaly that superficially has close resemblance to adult penguins (Sphenisciformes) in shape and characteristics. SCP-359-JP has no internal organs or skeletal structure and is composed of unidentified fungal species.

Written by mary0228 on 2014/12/01.

SCP-398-JP - Eternal Room 105

Object Class: Safe

SCP-398-JP-1 never recognized the fact that she is repeating an identical day. SCP-398-JP-1 is able to notice the anomaly via externally-introduced objects that show exact time and date; however, this attempt is futile as SCP-398-JP-1's memory is erased every day at 00:00:00 JST.

Written by Nimono-oishi on 2015/09/03.

SCP-407-JP - A Tub

Object Class: Safe

SCP-407-JP activates whenever an individual directly observes it. While viewing SCP-407-JP, subjects perceive SCP-407-JP as being filled with warm water, despite it being empty.

Written by Linraw on 2015/11/12.

SCP-419-JP - An Alternate History of Easter Island

Object Class: Safe

As the population increased, the formerly religious ceremony of SCP-419-JP was performed more frequently for producing livestock to provide for the islanders. The islanders used SCP-419-JP instances diligently, unknowing of their long dormancy periods.

Written by blackey on 2016/04/11.

SCP-522-JP - Airborne Baguette Concentration Measurement Station

Object Class: Safe

In addition to the baguettes that are normally detectable, the results are invariably accompanied by approximately 1-2.5% of an unknown non-baguette bread (hereafter referred to as SCP-522-JP-1).

Written by Mamekusa_T on 2016/05/03.

SCP-534-JP - Get a Glass for Flea

Object Class: Euclid

SCP-534-JP thrusts its tubular organs into the victim's blood vessel and pours a fluid of undetermined composition into it. The affected victim's blood vessels, blood, and surrounding muscle fibers are gradually converted to an unknown vitreous substance, causing severe health damage.

Written by K_kaya on 2016/07/22.

SCP-546-JP - Sugar and Spice and All That's Nice

Object Class: Euclid

If you do this you can change from your inside. You can be a sweet, wonderful girl that everyone loves.

Written by notyetDr on 2018/12/22.

SCP-557-JP - Déjà Mort

Object Class: Euclid

2 new Exploration Logs in your personal inbox are unread. Please check.

Written by kyougoku08 on 2019/03/05.

SCP-558-JP - Bunch o' Chicks 'n' BIG MAMA

Object Class: Euclid

A large number of feathers were discovered at each scene of the incident, and all circumstantial evidences indicate the assailant is an adult female broiler chicken, approximately 80m in body length.

Written by locker on 2016/11/07.

SCP-569-JP - Konpeight

Object Class: Safe

SCP-569-JP's anomalous properties manifest when it has filled by konpeitō and its switch is pressed; the connection to power supplying socket is not necessarily essential. When switched on, konpeitō within SCP-569-JP becomes luminous.

Written by horuten777 on 2014/12/13.

SCP-583-JP - Darkness of the Remembrance

Object Class: Safe

SCP-583-JP-A instances state that they can recall past memories vividly by staring into the darkness. Descriptions provided by SCP-583-JP-A suggest that they not only recall visual information, but also sense auditory, olfactory, gustatory, and tactile memories.

Written by sabi-tyouseki on 2016/07/18.

SCP-586-JP - Snow Globes Past the Seell-By Date

Object Class: Safe

Attempt to break glass caused the vaporization of internal liquid and the inactivation of SCP-586-JP-A. Autopsy of removed SCP-586-JP-A revealed that its internal structures are identical to that of non-anomalous human.

Written by UttanKitago on 2016/11/02.

SCP-588-JP - Transdimensional Buttock Wall ~ A Karcist's Ass Sticking Out Into Our Universe ~

Object Class: Safe

The moment PoI-3676 leapt and inserted his upper body into the portal in order to escape, his lower body was fixed in the air for unknown reasons and remained in this dimension.

Written by stengan774 on 2020/10/10.

SCP-632-JP - Human Internal Ants

Object Class: Euclid

Each SCP-632-JP instance has the same role as blood cells, such as red blood cells and white blood cells, and constantly circulates throughout the body to support human vital functions. All normal blood cells generated from bone marrow are consumed to SCP-632-JP instances.

Written by inemurik on 2017/01/17.

SCP-656-JP - Human Repellant Plastic Bottles

Object Class: Safe

Immediately after recognizing SCP-656-JP instances, the observer becomes unable to perceive SCP-656-JP instances and their surrounding area of 50m. As such, the observer will constantly keep a distance of more than 50m from SCP-656-JP; this phenomenon does not arouse suspicion in the observer.

Written by ukarayakara on 2016/03/28.

SCP-671-JP - The Night of Electric Jellyfishes

Object Class: Euclid

Spark discharges occur from the inside of "bell" toward the tips of tentacles, causing electron avalanche and minor thunderbolts in the peripheral atmosphere. As SCP-671-JP has red fluorescent protein reacting to electrical stimulus, they emit red light during discharge.

Written by tonootto on 2017/02/16.

SCP-737-JP - Merciful Jewelry Workshop

Object Class: Euclid

People smile at rings and necklaces, they smile at me shattered and polished. They praise me with a twinkle in their eyes, saying I'm beautiful and amazing. I've never been complimented and cherished like that before.

Written by koikoi_Rainy4L on 2017/02/23.

SCP-747-JP - How To Boil Some Eggs In This Shifting Universe

Object Class: Safe

The 14th year. It's far from perfect, but probably we can leave this message behind. Need to pile stuff up one by one. Apparently we have boiled these eggs countless times.

Written by ukarayakara on 2016/12/02.

SCP-787-JP - How Those Vacuous Spines Got So Close To You

Object Class: None

The spines are pervasive on the Internet… and there are a tremendous number of them. Numerous non-existent and dead people are recreated all over the Internet by the spines in this way, and the users believe there are humans on the other side of the monitor.

Written by ukarayakara on 2017/07/31.

SCP-828-JP - Launching Site

Object Class: Euclid

While the appearance of SCP-828-JP-B varies, it consistently takes the shape of a multistage rocket (including Saturn V and Ares I) with haniwa-shaped nose cone.

Written by k_u_m_a on 2014/11/23.

SCP-830-JP - Downfall of One Night Castle

Object Class: Euclid

Phantoms are getting used to our strategy year by year, and now, the castle extended its scale to almost same size with Kasugayama Castle of Uesugi Family due to our several failures. Regular tactics are no longer efficient.

Written by semiShigUre on 2016/07/08.

SCP-838-JP - Urban Waves

Object Class: Euclid

How have you been? We are having a good time.
We sent some of our jolly fellows, hope they already arrived to you.
They'll sprout from the ground to do their best before long.

Written by DocRone on 2016/05/10.

SCP-905-JP - Freddie’s Special Flight Show

Object Class: Euclid

When SCP-905-JP manifests, every noise made by the passengers, crew and pilot start creating a certain recognizable rhythm. 30 minutes after the manifestation of the phenomenon, these noises converge to a characteristic rhythm that is identical to that used in the song "We Will Rock You".

Written by T_Miyabi & iPod_surgery on 2015/09/13.

SCP-922-JP - Animal Relocation

Object Class: Euclid

Affected zoo staff consider that animals disappeared by SCP-922-JP were just relocated to other zoo in accordance with official procedures. As a side-effect of this perception, affected individuals have false but distinct memory.

Written by DocRone on 2017/05/06.

SCP-926-JP - Oneiric Eternal Recurrence Of The Nightmare Beast

Object Class: Safe Keter

On 19██/██/██, over 50 personnel of Site-81██ reported the dream of "being dissected while still living". Vivisection of SCP-926-JP, originally scheduled on the same day, was temporarily postponed to investigate the possible connection between it and this anomalous event.

Written by amamiel on 2016/12/03.

SCP-949-JP - Overrunning Bulldozer

Object Class: Neutralized

An adult male dressed in religious clothing. The word "STOP" is handwritten on the front of its clothing.

Written by UttanKitago on 2017/04/21.

Series JP-II

SCP-1078-JP - Less Guilt-Provoking Laboratory Organisms

Object Class: Safe

Despite the fact that DNA collected from all instances is over 98% identical to that of centipedes, SCP-1078-JP instances have organs similar to those of normal humans and completely mimic human physiological functions.

Written by izhaya on 2018/08/30.

SCP-1214-JP - Nighty Night, My City.

Object Class: Safe

SCP-1214-JP is a common incandescent light bulb located at approximately 5,000 meters above the ground, suspended from an undetermined altitude.

Written by sanks269 on 2019/11/26.

SCP-1242-JP - Abyssal Toilet Stall

Object Class: Safe

After being sucked into the pipe, the subject is transferred onto a space, designated SCP-1242-JP-1. Video footage has shown that various objects associated with television programs (such as cameras, decorative furnishings and a green screen for chroma key compositing) exist in SCP-1242-JP-1.

Written by SOYA-001 on 2016/10/26.

SCP-1302-JP - Revolving.

Object Class: Safe

While SCP-1302-JP shows almost the same deterioration as other equipment in the park, no mention about Ferris wheel exists in past records such as construction plans and guidebooks; all former visitors and employees did not clearly remember whether the park had a Ferris wheel or not.

Written by y33r41 on 2017/05/02.

SCP-1330-JP - Crackti

Object Class: Euclid

SCP-1330-JP is the collective designation for █ instances of saguaro cacti (Carnegiea gigantea), each 2m in height. During the flowering period, SCP-1330-JP instances "grasp" nearby objects via unknown means, and strike other flowering instances with it.

Written by nanamati on 2017/02/17.

SCP-1334-JP - Towards the Beach

Object Class: Keter

SCP-1334-JP emerges at irregular intervals to take a flight course that "impacts" a populated area of a nation in possession of nuclear weapons, exposing themselves to the missile defense network of the targeted state.

Written by Ikkeby-V on 2017/04/29.

SCP-1357-JP - Kingfisher, Shining As Bright As Fire

Object Class: Safe Neutralized

And I hope that one day this bird will come to you who is shining like the sun.

Written by Fennecist on 2018/09/26.

SCP-1576-JP - Hence the God Exists

Object Class: Euclid

SCP-1576-JP is a mathematical proposition possessing anomalous properties. SCP-1576-JP is often claimed to be a "proof of the existence of God" by affected individuals.

Written by Usurahi on 2019/10/08.

SCP-1577-JP - The Cow Lay Down On The Grass Because It Was So Starving

Object Class: Keter

SCP-1577-JP is a Class IV Information Altering Entity in the form of a Holstein Friesian cow that does not sleep. SCP-1577-JP exchanges the names of two specific concepts in order to maintain its status as a "grass-eating cow" at any time.

Written by KanKan on 2019/11/04.

SCP-1581-JP - Graveyard is Full of Balloons

Object Class: Keter

When SCP-1581-JP occurs, the aperture of the container becomes unlocked, resulting in the container being opened. At the same time, numerous rubber balloons are released from inside the container, and confetti and colored smoke are also expelled.

Written by aisurakuto on 2019/11/02.

SCP-1677-JP - Space Jumper

Object Class: Euclid Safe

Every day at 17:00 (JST), a humanoid entity that appears to be a Mongoloid male wearing a blue aloha shirt and sunglasses (SCP-1677-JP-1) manifests on the opposite side of a door closest to the debtor.

Written by KanKan on 2019/10/04.

SCP-1710-JP - CHOPIN GODZILLA

Object Class: Euclid

UE-1076: A giant divine entity that emerged from LoI-164. While its appearance resembles the larvae of the genus Cicadetta, its facial parts are transformed into a shape that closely resembles those of the late Frédéric François Chopin. Total length at the time of emergence is approximately 90m.

Written by Dr_Kasugai on 2019/09/13.

SCP-1774-JP - Natural Apple

Object Class: Safe

When a malfunctioning Apple Inc. mobile device is placed in SCP-1774-JP, a plant biologically similar to an apple (Malus pumila) sprouts from the device approximately 1 minute after placement.

Written by Okaka_Onigiri on 2019/11/18.

SCP-1803-JP - Perpetual Generator, or a Black Box

Object Class: Safe Neutralized

Mechanism explained. But one mystery remains…

Written by gintsubame on 2018/02/19.

SCP-1810-JP - QR Bird

Object Class: Euclid

When SCP-1810-JP-A falls from a high altitude to a flat ground, it is dispersed to depict a QR code when it lands. SCP-1810-JP-A is composed of extreme concentrations of black and white, and contains few other colors; it is, however, almost identical in composition to non-anomalous pigeon feces.

Written by DocRone on 2018/01/16.

SCP-1841-JP - Don't Get Off Your Pedestal

Object Class: Euclid

I have other things I can do, things I want to be praised for that way. When that image is the only thing I get praised for, nobody ever acknowledges me. I feel like half of my life is about to be painted over by that image.

Written by aisurakuto on 2019/11/04.

SCP-1873-JP - Yoke of Flesh

Object Class: Keter Safe Neutralized

We believed that the intangible brilliance that transcends even the chemical reactions generated by the electrical signals and neurotransmitters in the brain is the truth and all of Carolina Cáceres, and that anything else is a deception that clouds the eyes —

Written by home-watch on 2020/10/01.

SCP-1995-JP - Ushi-Gozen

Object Class: Keter

From the initial containment to the present, SCP-1995-JP-1 seems to believe that the World War II is ongoing and the Japanese army has an advantage consistently. This perception is believed to be the reason why SCP-1995-JP-1 has not attempted to escape from SCP-1995-JP.

Written by kidonoi on 2016/07/09.

Series JP-III

SCP-2048-JP - An Ordinary Coin

Object Class: Safe (Provisional)

It was previously registered as an Anomalous item as "a 10-yen coin that always lands with its head-side facing up", until it was accidentally dropped during a routine examination on 2020/04/01 and landed with its tail-side up.

Written by HN_410 on 2020/05/06.

SCP-2061-JP - Adventure Tale at Gyouseiya Department Store

Object Class: Euclid

Canary-colored dress and a luxurious hat. She looked like a modern girl who had become accustomed to wearing Western clothing. What peeked out from her fluttering skirt was not a woman's slender ankles or fashionable shoes, but eight mechanical legs similar to those of a spider.

Written by koikoi_Rainy4L on 2021/01/01.

SCP-2188-JP - Light Fingers with a Ready Tongue

Object Class: Neutralized

Despite outwardly lacking the muscle mass enough to do so, SCP-2188-JP was able to pick up any object without regard to its weight, and carry it into his mouth at a speed impossible for others to observe.

Written by stengan774 on 2021/04/13.

SCP-2233-JP - He Who Was Mourned By As Many People As Possible

Object Class: Safe

Mr. Muta's funeral was attended by 3,268 individuals, including 8 wives and their families, alumni from 4 high schools and 11 colleges, and colleagues from 21 corporations.

Written by Sansyo-do-Zansyo on 2020/08/15.

SCP-2403-JP - Invasive Species Throwing Dude

Object Class: Keter

The organisms released by SCP-2403-JP adapt to the environment of the target area, and invariably establish their presence there unless human intervention is made.

Written by Rhapsodyyyyyy on 2020/07/11.

SCP-2434-JP - A Kettle

Category: Kettle

A kettle is not meant to be treated as a blunt weapon, an interior decorative furniture, or a filling material in a container.

Written by Karathh on 2020/09/15.

SCP-2472-JP - Nyankoderoga

Object Class: Ticonderoga

Even if it turns out that your cat is actually nothing but a mass of creepily wriggling white ticks, no, your cat would not either be contained or terminated.

Written by KanKan & tazen on 2020/09/07.

SCP-2650-JP - Transfeuneral

Object Class: Keter

It was pointed out that SCP-2650-JP might be traveling between this world and several other ones, such as parallel timelines, other dimensions and/or alternative universes.

Written by indonootoko on 2020/10/10.

SCP-2733-JP - The Road To Hell Is Paved All Over With Good Intentions, Even Having Information Signs

Object Class: Euclid

Most of the subjects who were affected by SCP-2733-JP for more than 2 months had considered subordination to SCP-2733-JP as a means of suicide without pain, and had intuited "HELL" as an abstract but identical concept with death.

Written by aisurakuto on 2020/06/21.

SCP-2851-JP - No Longer Red Needed

Object Class: Safe

A metal placard is attached right below the sliding panel, inscribed with the phrase "Make A Sacrifice".

Written by Jiraku_Mogana on 2020/09/07.

SCP-2904-JP - How Many Pigs Have You Ever Murdered?

Object Class: Keter

18 months — They had almost completely acquired meaningful words, and were frequently observed conversing not only with the personnel, but also with other instances.

Written by Morelike on 2021/04/04.

SCP-2973-JP - The Man with the Most Powerful Abilities Ever

Object Class: Keter

• Class VIII reality altering capability
• Retroactive chrono-transference capability with Category I accuracy
• Extra-A probability altering capability
• Anomalous dynamical capability (Equivalent to Level VI)
• Substance manipulation capability with P Index 0.005

Written by Okaka_Onigiri on 2020/12/12.

GoI Format-JP

Deer College

Rogues of the April Deer

After the Christmas break, the students who walked through the entrance gate of Deer, sullenly preparing for the resumption of their report-frightening days, were greeted by a dreaded rule that restricted drinking on campus to nighttime only.

Written by islandsmaster on 2021/03/08.

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JOICL

Fu-A-1030 "Clean Wharf Roach" Sales Catalog

Fu-A-1030 was designed to be a "living vacuum cleaner" that can autonomously clean up the ocean by its ability to remove marine contaminants such as organic mercury, PCBs, BHCs, mineral oil and plastic waste.

Written by crow_109 on 2017/10/13.

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Wilson's Wildlife Solutions

Critter Profile: Owen!

You wouldn't know he is a robot unless someone told you so! When you touch him, you can feel the warmth and heartbeat of a living creature. He also seems to have functions that let him "grow" so that he can go through life with people.

Written by usubaorigeki on 2020/10/01.