Author: deserls, mirrored by
EFU
Translated by:tetsusquared
Original article: http://scp-jp.wikidot.com/scp-065-jp SCP-065-JP - きょうからぼくはそうり大じん All We Need Is Dominator
Saw this article mentioned on the -JP discord server and immediately decided to translate it. I'm not sure how well my attempt at making the kid's writing look like kid's writing (it's very easy to tell when something has been written by a child in Japanese because Japanese children don't know all the kanji yet, but the closest I could come up with in English was writing in all lowercase) turned out, but it was a fun translation.
• made a "you need to check out tetsu's other translations here" law