The Mighty Lore and Aesthetics Contest
"Will you tell me your secret now?" you ask, impatiently. Alas, the Pot of Lore departs without saying a word, as swiftly as it arrived, leaving behind nothing but a small, greenish bean.
Disgruntled, you toss the anticlimactic vegetable across the room. "All of that for a single stupid bean?!" But as soon as the bean lands, you feel the earth rumble, and you see the ground rupture. A gigantic plant begins to emerge, right there, in your bedroom. It is so tall that you cannot even see the top. Coming from upwards, a distant voice can be heard. You soon recognize it: it is the cauldron's.
"What are you waiting for? Start climbing!"
Hesitantly, you begin inching your way up the beanstalk.
"We've seen you translate. Now let's see you write."