Notice from the Department of Miscommunications

The following document has been edited by the Department of Miscommunications (DoMC). In view of the effect of the object on consensus reality, and to maintain Foundation employees' morale, the entire contents of the following document can be considered factual statements.

—Eli Forkley, Department of Miscommunications

Item #: N/A

Object Class: N/A

Special Containment Procedures: N/A

Description: SCP-CN-2879-1 through -9 are a set of information snapshots, which appear similar in format to Foundation descriptive documents; all such documents were created through the Lexiconnoisseurs project.

It is recommended that as many personnel with access to this documentation read and understand SCP-CN-2879-1 through -9. Understanding of the nature of the anomaly will help with the execution of Operation [DATA EXPUNGED]1.

The following are the contents of SCP-CN-2879-1 through -9.

Item #:SCP-CN-2879

Object Class: Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures: No further containment procedures are required2. The object is classified to Level 5 clearance.

Description: SCP-CN-2879 is a large structure, externally similar to a strainer. SCP-CN-2879 was created by the Foundation to contain [REDACTED].

The interior of the object is black. Imprecise measurements have revealed that its area is ████████3. The object bears a large number of holes, which are positioned irregularly; their shapes and sizes are likewise irregular, and their number is difficult to measure. The holes move across the surface of the object according to a certain relative pattern4.


Conjectured structure of SCP-CN-2879

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