Free Wi-Fi Upon Joining the Church
Foreman! Check Pilihub! Any video will do!
What?
Fuck.
Rogers, veil disruption. Pilihub is being attacked by the Church of the Broken God. All videos have been replaced with their promotional video. Yes, it's the Maxwellists.
There are 7.5 billion people in the world
Of them, 4 billion are able to access the internet through various means
For the first time, over half of humanity has been given the chance to meet one another
But this is far from enough
The theoretical maximum data transfer limit of most devices is only 300Mbps
Of course, we will provide all new believers with free personal Wi-Fi, faster than 4G.
And much of the world on the surface does not have complete Wi-Fi coverage
The vast majority of communication has stopped at non-instant text messaging
Under these conditions, some people have even strengthened restrictions
The remaining bytes' linkage is pale and powerless
We remain separated
We remain broken
But perhaps it is time to take a small step
The Data Layer, our new paradigm for reality
Here you can be anyone
Here you can do anything
Everyone is equal; we do not care where you are from
Though we can't replicate the human eye's 576 million pixels, we can still share our vision
Though we can't replicate the feeling of every strand of hair, we can still feel each other's warmth
Here, we can connect with each other
Separation
We are broken
Unity
Unity
We shall become Gods
Broadcast successfully terminated!
Too slow. They've already played the whole thing once. How many people saw it?
The initial estimate is thirty thousand or so. People started to discuss this on the forums; AIAD is dealing with it.
Thankfully there weren't any cognitohazards in the video… Have you found out the source?
We still haven't got a single clue… They hid themselves very well.
Understood. Cisco? It's time for your guys to take center stage.
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