著作信息
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GpExpress Archive Database
Search | GP/Phy-Ele-T169534964 |
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Delivery Info | |||
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Date of Receipt |
2018-10-28 | Recipient | DADA DADO (all capitals by recipient request) |
Address | ███ ██████████ Portland, ME █████ USA (details redacted by recipient request) |
Fees | $60 $0 |
Sender | Anderson Robotics Co. john doe (all lowercase by recipient request) |
Service Type |
Standard Delivery |
Delivery Status |
Delivery complete | Receipt Type |
Electronic |
Delivery # | GP/Phy-Ele-T169534964 | ||
Package Type |
Physical (Solid) - Electronic Product | ||
Specifications | 80 cm × 60 cm × 30 cm box, weight ~5 kg, quantity 1 | ||
Goods Description |
![]() Anderson Ultra-Thin Cool Choco SDZFR-6568 Comes with shake reduction mechanical case equipped with thaumaturgical circuit repair capabilities |
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Special Requirements |
2. The content of this parcel possesses the ability to transform into an intelligent mechanical black caracara. It should be released from its box in a safe region to enable its activity. 3. The recipient has not opted out of allowing personnel to interact with the object. When interacting, please note: a. Do not attempt to feed the object. |
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Notes |
a. UIU: Due to the route, an electronics transit tax will be levied by the United States for the package's entry into Three Portlands. Do not attack or argue with UIU law enforcement personnel. Pay the relevant taxes if necessary. b. Maxwellists: Due to an upcoming esports event hosted by Letters Entertainment, be on guard for Maxwellist groups attempting to steal the item in transit. Pay close attention to anomalies in attached electronics and do not connect to public WiFi. c. The Chicago Spectre: The Chicago Spectre has long disliked the sender, and may attack the delivery team. If the object is stolen, it may be repurchased, or a replacement package can be obtained from the sender. All monetary costs will be borne by GpExpress. d.GOC: You know what, just do whatever you want, the object is already set to standard protection.
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§ Status Updates §
Time | Package Status |
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Oct.28 2018 10:40 et |
Package received by GpExpress distribution center #3, PORTLAND, OR, USA |
Oct.28 2018 10:46 et |
Package has left PORTLAND, OR, USA for GpExpress distribution center #5, PORTLAND, ME, USA. |
Oct.28 2018 12:50 et |
Package has arrived at THREE PORTLANDS. Delivery vehicle has been stopped by UIU. |
Oct.28 2018 13:19 et |
Tax paid. Delivery vehicle has been released by UIU. |
Oct.28 2018 14:50 et |
Package has arrived at GpExpress distribution center, THREE PORTLANDS for transfer to GpExpress distribution center #5, PORTLAND, ME, USA. |
Oct.28 2018 15:24 et |
Package content has flown away. We apologize for the inconvenience. We are tracking the object. We will update you by phone at ██████. Please be on standby for calls. |
Oct.28 2018 15:27 et |
Package content has been successfully located. We will update you by phone at ██████. Please be on standby for calls. |
Oct.28 2018 15:40 et |
Your package content has been found in combat with another sentient product from the same sender. A technologist from the sender is on their way to the location. |
Oct.28 2018 16:05 et |
Your package has been successfully recontained. The sender, ANDERSON ROBOTICS CO., expresses their apologies and has taken responsibility for the shipping fees. GpExpress has refunded you $20.00. |
Oct.28 2018 16:13 et |
Delivery vehicle has been attacked by cake thrown by AWCY members. We will update you by phone at ██████. Please be on standby for calls. |
Oct.28 2018 16:53 et |
The problem has been resolved. Your package is being washed. |
Oct.28 2018 17:00 et |
Delivery vehicle has been stopped by UIU. An oral confession is being recorded. Expect delays in delivery time. We will call you by phone at ██████. Please be on standby for calls. |
Oct.28 2018 17:14 et |
Delivery vehicle has been released and is leaving THREE PORTLANDS. |
Oct.28 2018 15:20 et |
Delivery vehicle has left THREE PORTLANDS, and is currently headed towards GpExpress distribution center #5, PORTLAND, ME, USA. |
Oct.28 2018 17:53 et |
Your package has arrived at GpExpress distribution center #5, PORTLAND, ME, USA. Last-leg delivery is being arranged. Please be on standby for calls. |
Oct.28 2018 18:07 et |
Your package has been dispatched towards █████ ███████, PORTLAND, ME, USA. Please be on standby for calls. |
Oct.28 2018 18:24 et |
Package received. Thank you for using GpExpress services. |
Oct.28 2018 18:24 et |
Package returned. Thank you for using GpExpress services. |
§ Addendum §
Email Record Gp-TD-5565 | |||
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10/28/2018 | |||
From | moc.todikiw|odad#moc.todikiw|odad | To | moc.sserpxepg|osalay#moc.sserpxepg|osalay |
hello anyone there this is dodo |
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Email Record Gp-TD-5566 | |||
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10/28/2018 | |||
From | moc.todikiw|odad#moc.todikiw|odad | To | moc.sserpxepg|osalay#moc.sserpxepg|osalay |
no this is dado yes |
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home of dado fine pharmaceuticals amazon store |
Email Record Gp-TD-5567 | |||
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10/28/2018 | |||
From | moc.todikiw|odad#moc.todikiw|odad | To | moc.sserpxepg|osalay#moc.sserpxepg|osalay |
u are very slow |
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dado fine capitalist laundry and tan |
Email Record Gp-TD-5568 | |||
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10/28/2018 | |||
From | moc.todikiw|odad#moc.todikiw|odad | To | moc.sserpxepg|osalay#moc.sserpxepg|osalay |
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Email Record Gp-TD-5568 | |||
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10/28/2018 | |||
From | moc.todikiw|odad#moc.todikiw|odad | To | moc.sserpxepg|osalay#moc.sserpxepg|osalay |
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random signature generator |
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Email Record Gp-TD-5621 | |||
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10/28/2018 | |||
From | moc.todikiw|odad#moc.todikiw|odad | To | moc.sserpxepg|osalay#moc.sserpxepg|osalay |
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dado fine company |
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Email Record Gp-TD-5627 | |||
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10/28/2018 | |||
From | moc.todikiw|odad#moc.todikiw|odad | To | moc.sserpxepg|osalay#moc.sserpxepg|osalay |
have you received? now dado mouse goes wrong so be faster next time |
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