Proposal by Nico, who has gone a little crazy

The SCP-ES Wiki hard at work writing their first 001 proposal.

Item #: SCP-001-ES-J

Object Class: Doesn't exist.

Special Containment Procedures: I don't know. It's difficult to think of some, don't you know that?

Description: SCP-001-ES-J is a memetic effect affecting the SCP-ES Wiki that prevents the output of SCP-ES-001. We are lazy as shit, so we haven't bothered looking further into it.

I'm getting sleepy. Let's catch up later.