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Operational Information on SCPs
List of SCP-PLs
- SCP-PL-001 — (Access denied)
- SCP-PL-005 — Pressure toilet bowl
- SCP-PL-007 — Happily nonexistent object
- SCP-PL-010 — Graveyard Play
- SCP-PL-021 — The Gambler
- SCP-PL-023 — Written World
- SCP-PL-029 — Dangerous Nothing
- SCP-PL-030 — The Mulch
- SCP-PL-037 — The Haunter
- SCP-PL-052 — Subtemporal bracer
- SCP-PL-057 — Leccinum Disappearing
- SCP-PL-066 — Trapdoor in a storeroom
- SCP-PL-067 — Dog that traveled in time
- SCP-PL-078 — Earrings of Instant Meetup
- SCP-PL-086 — I know about the Foundation
- SCP-PL-091 — Calcumuttons
- SCP-PL-126 — The Union of Earth Socialist Republics
- SCP-PL-144 — Analogue Virtual Reality
- SCP-PL-149 — The Cinema
- SCP-PL-150 — On vacations
- SCP-PL-152 — Pet snakes
- SCP-PL-156 — Me, when my towel comes to life and starts writing: ;-;
- SCP-PL-160 — Fat Burner
- SCP-PL-166 — Cemetery lights
- SCP-PL-167 — The Macedonian
- SCP-PL-173 — Fungal sounds
- SCP-PL-174 — R'EALITYBLENDER™
- SCP-PL-176 — Ur mom
- SCP-PL-180 — Those who embark with us
- SCP-PL-183 — Lust of Speed
- SCP-PL-186 — Art is Death
- SCP-PL-195 — Gift from a friend
- SCP-PL-200 — Responsible Reading
- SCP-PL-203 — Weather for 2033
- SCP-PL-204 — How to Disappear Completely and Never Be Found
- SCP-PL-207 — Daily Prophet
- SCP-PL-213 — Gloria Necatis
- SCP-PL-231 — The Wrath of Perun
- SCP-PL-248 — Heraclitic Tears
- SCP-PL-253 — WHAT IN THE KENTUCKY FRIED FUCK
- SCP-PL-259 — The list of territories conquered by Genghis Khan is incomplete, you can help by expanding it
- SCP-PL-260 — We know where you live
- SCP-PL-262 — A
- SCP-PL-267 — Mieszko, Mieszko, mój koleżko
- SCP-PL-273 — The Pepsi Fleet
- SCP-PL-274 — A Morbillion Years In Captivity
- SCP-PL-284 — Oh God, oh fuck
- SCP-PL-289 — A Multidimensional Solution For Shopping at Biedronka
- SCP-PL-290 — Empiricism
- SCP-PL-302 — Dead Silence
- SCP-PL-355 — Drying Paint
- SCP-PL-380 — Be Nꙮt Afraid
- SCP-PL-393 — Evidence of the Moon's Presence
- SCP-PL-399 — Irrational Insurrection
List of Joke SCP-PLs
- SCP-PL-000-J - There is no SCP
- SCP-PL-121-J - Diego the Turtle
- SCP-PL-2004-J - The very fast vehicle of anthropomorphic amphibian
- SCP-PL-2021-J - The hope for our world
- SCP-PL-6470-J - Cat meme [DANGEROUS]
Tales
2014:
- Reality
- "One of our fronts, a company called "Sopot Centimetric Pierogi", has gone bankrupt due to nearly zero sales. It turned out that people weren't interested in said food." — by
wanna-amigo
- "One of our fronts, a company called "Sopot Centimetric Pierogi", has gone bankrupt due to nearly zero sales. It turned out that people weren't interested in said food." — by
- Boredom
- "Our country has been observed by alien lifeforms for a long time. Many of us have been replaced with our robotic copies against our will." — by
wanna-amigo
- "Our country has been observed by alien lifeforms for a long time. Many of us have been replaced with our robotic copies against our will." — by
- What are conspirational objects?
- "So… please, remind me — what are conspirational objects?" — by
Dr JamesH
- "So… please, remind me — what are conspirational objects?" — by
2015:
- Cause everyone already died
- "You think it's that simple? Steer a ship with a crew full of corpses?" — by
Perelka_L
- "You think it's that simple? Steer a ship with a crew full of corpses?" — by
2019:
- Low Priority
- "Calm down, friend, we just need to show them the proof of our progress." — by
PrePreEarlyAccess
- "Calm down, friend, we just need to show them the proof of our progress." — by
- A case worth uranium
- "Are you trying to tell me, that fifteen thousand have been wasted for nothing and now we have no way to make that back?!" — by
Silnik
- "Are you trying to tell me, that fifteen thousand have been wasted for nothing and now we have no way to make that back?!" — by
2020:
- Overstrain
- "I'm sorry, really sorry. I know this isn't Your fault, it's me who fucked up." — by
WhiterPL
- "I'm sorry, really sorry. I know this isn't Your fault, it's me who fucked up." — by
2021:
- Mr. Wierzyński's Promotion
- "It's nothing. I know, this mold on my face looks alarming, but really, there's nothing to worry about. It's strange that you've only just noticed, it must have been very visible in the last few days" — by
Draven Addams
- "It's nothing. I know, this mold on my face looks alarming, but really, there's nothing to worry about. It's strange that you've only just noticed, it must have been very visible in the last few days" — by
- The SCP Foundation in Poland — The History of The Polish Containment Project
- "The Polish Containment Project was an initiative founded in February 1914 by the now deceased O5-11. Its main purpose was to investigate the activity of Fae (Homo sapiens sidhe)" — by
Jasiu06
- "The Polish Containment Project was an initiative founded in February 1914 by the now deceased O5-11. Its main purpose was to investigate the activity of Fae (Homo sapiens sidhe)" — by
- Two Pages From the Journal of a Highlander
- "I don't know what I'll do with a corpse of an owl with teeth, but I'm not gonna burn it down, it may be useful in some way. Maybe I'll impale it and put it at the fence as a warning." — by
Draven Addams
- "I don't know what I'll do with a corpse of an owl with teeth, but I'm not gonna burn it down, it may be useful in some way. Maybe I'll impale it and put it at the fence as a warning." — by
2022:
- Consequences
- "He ran along side alleys and alleys filled with garbage cans, back entrances and occasional lighting, so as not to get caught by the chase after him, whose footsteps were already heard in the distance." by
Jasiu06
- "He ran along side alleys and alleys filled with garbage cans, back entrances and occasional lighting, so as not to get caught by the chase after him, whose footsteps were already heard in the distance." by
- Evviva l'arte!
- "The concert begins, you will face death" — by
Charonides
- "The concert begins, you will face death" — by
- frog
- "frog" — by
Shadow_F4
- "frog" — by
- How I destroyed the Tower of Babel
- Il existe plusieurs façons de faire évaluer votre travail sur notre site avant qu'il ne soit publié. — by
Fedorian
- Il existe plusieurs façons de faire évaluer votre travail sur notre site avant qu'il ne soit publié. — by
- Something's Fishy - by
Zygard and
EvilAngel413
- "I would have answered with pleasure, were it not for the fact that I myself am not sure how I got here" — by
Zygard and
EvilAngel413
- "I would have answered with pleasure, were it not for the fact that I myself am not sure how I got here" — by
- Spruce Mist
- "The forest surrounding the facility was strangely quiet, the weather foggy. What caught the attention of the guard, however, was the appearance of the fog, it was not normal. The fog was dark in color, slightly resembling spruce needles." — by
Zygard
- "The forest surrounding the facility was strangely quiet, the weather foggy. What caught the attention of the guard, however, was the appearance of the fog, it was not normal. The fog was dark in color, slightly resembling spruce needles." — by
- A retrospective and analysis of the development of spectrology from 1944 to 2024 – Observer Journal 04/24
- "Orbs… an anomaly so harmless that it didn't even need to be covered up. Scientists came up with enough perfectly normal justifications that trying to cover up anything was more suspicious than allowing tourists to see mysterious lights in the Texas desert." — by
Draven Addams
- "Orbs… an anomaly so harmless that it didn't even need to be covered up. Scientists came up with enough perfectly normal justifications that trying to cover up anything was more suspicious than allowing tourists to see mysterious lights in the Texas desert." — by
2023:
- The Hand That Mocked Them And The Heart That Fed
- "Unfortunately, as it too often happens with mortals gifted with might too great to handle, Ozymandias soon learned of hubris." — by
Calamari_Knight
- "Unfortunately, as it too often happens with mortals gifted with might too great to handle, Ozymandias soon learned of hubris." — by
Tale Series
The Foundation's Darkest Side:
What did you think? Pizzeria with home delivery? No, our task is to get rid of what is unneeded. Every month, transports with new Class-D deliveries come to us from our and surrounding countries, which are dropped off at the gate from where the paths lead to their new, last homes. They won't enjoy them for a long time. They have nothing to enjoy.
Tales From the Bottom of the Sea:
This series is a collection of short stories focusing on the Baltic Trench and its surroundings. The 13-kilometer-deep Baltic Trench itself is a 100% fictional location, invented for the needs of this series. It was discovered in 2010 under mysterious circumstances by the Foundation. What's next? What secrets does it hide in it's depths? You can find out in the stories.
- April 10th, 2010 — by
Zygard
- Pike, The King Of The Deep — by
Zygard
- Shrimping Pain — by
Zygard
- Jaws in the Ruins — by
Zygard
- A Fish Under a Cat's Knife — by
Zygard
- The Underwater Gardens That Weren't There — by
Zygard
- Return to the Niflheim — by
Zygard
It's Free Real Estate:
Amongst the ruins of a once-beautiful city, the plans for a new world emerge, like a phoenix from ashes.
- Pal o' Mine — by
Zygard and
EvilAngel413
GoI Formats
The Daevites
To Craft a Monster // Breathe the End — by
- App project — Malphas — by
Zygard
- Order MEF-2839 — by
Zygard and
EvilAngel413
- Order MEF-7629 — by
Zygard
Prometheus Labs
- GRANT REQUEST FOR THE CREATION OF A CURE FOR THE IRON ALLERGY NATIVE TO THE HOMO SAPIENS SIDHE SPECIES — by
Ralliston and
Jasiu06
- GRANT REQUEST FOR A PROJECT TO RELIEVE ANIMAL SUFFERING RELATED TO THE NEW YEAR CELEBRATIONS — by
BlazingPie
Unusual Cargo
Canons
No one ever invited them, no one knows where they came from, no one wanted them to exist and no one can get rid of them for good.
Conspirational objects destroy that ordered chaos. They don't allow themselves to be classified, they slip away from any standards, any procedures. They don't care about the effort we put to contain them. They are omnipresent and influential, despite this we can't do anything about them.
Fragment of "What are conspirational objects?" by Dr JamesH.
Human civilization is rapidly regressing by several centuries. The Foundation must contend with a collapsing society, mad messiahs, mythical monsters, and most importantly, Slavic gods coming back into play once again.
She fell silent as the alarm siren sounded, then went abruptly dead. Riviera looked back and saw the bulb in the lamp at the end of the hallway begin to flash intensely, then flare violently, and finally shatter into small pieces with a small electrical discharge. A moment later, the same thing began to happen to another bulb.
"It's too late now."
Fragment of "Turn your computer off, there's a storm coming" by Calamari_Knight.
These are turbulent times for the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth. Enemies surround the country from all sides, the native land is torn apart by wars, and the state is torn apart by internal conflicts. Though still powerful and rich, the homeland must be on its guard, for enemies lurk not only in the courts of foreign kingdoms, but also within its own borders. Hiding in the shadows of legends and superstitions, numerous secret societies, supernatural beings and phenomena, about which a God-fearing man would not dare to speak aloud, struggle with the emissaries of the Polish king. Therefore, when normality is shattered, and the homeland calls, get on a horse, a sabre by your side, and hit the road!
As he said, so it happened, and soon afterwards their infantry engaged in a struggle with the so far hidden riflemen. Meanwhile, taking advantage of the victory on the flank, the Tsar's army began to encircle the central part of Mścisławski's regiments, which forced him to gradually give way to the enemy. Minute by minute the Tsar's army was getting weaker and weaker, retreating more and more until after some time it was shattered by Dmitry's forces.
Excerpt from "The Case of Dmitri Ivanovich: Part 1", by Dr-Maxwell1.
In Dimensional Site-PL-174 they know of many alternate realities. To go through and remember the entire archive you'd need to gather dozens of people and have over a dozen years of spare time. While most of the time staff are just observing these, as they have to do because of interdimensional agreements, sometimes they'll find something that stands out, and this time they won't hold back. The dice were cast, and they hope for a midnight.**
Although the history of the Southern City is shrouded in mystery that scholars have not been able to unravel for several years, it has been possible to establish several events that are certain and several figures who took part in the founding of the city.
Fragment of "SCP-PL-045" by BlazingPie.
Altnormal medicine is a wonderful field, thanks to which vitamin C cures cancer or stimulation of places on the body protects against autism. But everything has its price…
Young people in our country are suffering, and international companies are making money out of it. We wanted to prevent this. That's how we got to the present state. We are still a fairly modest organization, but many people in Poland agree with me and buy my products. I go to anomalous science fairs, although I'm not so welcome, and that's where I see with my own eyes that people want changes like me.
Fragment of "About the beginnings of the altnormal medicine" by Platnicki.
A canon about the demonic layer of reality, the Foundation that cuts the area of the entire commune off from civilization, and a company that uses demonic beings for its own purposes. All of this takes place in an inconspicuous place, where the barrier between our layer and the demonic layer is the thinnest. Cyców commune.
Solution? We have no idea, our hands are tied by this goddamn deal. If we interrupt the supply of energy, both the former director Grzmichuj and his family will die. Which unfortunately, his family is more competent and works for us. We've managed to kick the Math Department's ass to work out how long we have before the machine starts being fucked completely and poses a real threat to our staff.
They gave us even a specific date.
20/05/2025
Fragment of "SCP-PL-289", by Zygard.
When the world can be ended with one simple push of a button, when chaos can break free from its chains at any moment and unleash itself upon the world, the Foundation works tirelessly to maintain the status quo. Without recognition, without glory, maintained only by its ideals and duty to humanity. But some want more, some see options to enrich themselves, even if the price is abandoning the Foundation's great mission.
The amount of amnestics was specially held low around Area 34. A person in withdrawal is able to pay any price for the smallest drop of amnestics to survive to another day.
Fragment of "PanKuronium", by Fedorian.
And they had finally found what they had been looking for for centuries without success. The thing that they so desperately craved … It's a shame, though, that not on their side. A clash awaits.
When false keepers receive the secret, it is to be recovered. Recognise them and point them out, for the glory of Mekhane.
Fragment of "SCP-PL-264" by Charonides.
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