Ship In A Turtle, but without ship at all
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著作信息

Author: RainTree does not match any existing user name
Translator: vxeovvxeov

How the fuck did I write this wicked thing

My left brain has nothing right
My right brain has nothing left

Partly inspired by group chat and Island A (A岛)

Happy Chinese New Year my fellas

Image source：
https://pixabay.com/zh/illustrations/flower-twig-corolla-wreath-lease-1973875/
https://pixabay.com/zh/photos/shark-sea-ocean-water-underwater-3347787/
https://pixabay.com/zh/vectors/girl-cute-cold-winter-anime-scarf-160326/
https://pixabay.com/zh/vectors/ribbon-bow-gift-red-ribbon-red-bow-6301267/
https://pixabay.com/zh/vectors/ukraine-flag-national-flag-nation-162450/
https://pixabay.com/zh/vectors/anbu-black-ops-naruto-character-6167247/
https://pixabay.com/zh/illustrations/people-girl-woman-face-portrait-2013447/
With xolo and homo's Avatar from Artbreeder, license under CC-BY-3.0

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CN-32 Shit, Piss & Fart Seminar (13)

20:31
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@All

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HeLp

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Guys

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My fucking dick gone

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?

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?

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?

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?

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Is that you or your dick gone)

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My wiener is gone

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Damn

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Fuck my life

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?

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?

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？

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?

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When I type "?"

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No

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Fuck

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I'm serious

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My wiener literally disappeared

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Holy shit

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There's a turtle sucking my crotch

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but

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I don't know where my dick goes

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? ? ? ? ? ?

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( ﾟ∀。)

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? This art genre is too soon for our civilization

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20:32
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Oh shit

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( ﾟ∀。) xolo you're finally going to overcome the limits of human beings aren't you?

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Damn

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I can't explain this

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Hold on

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I'll get my camera

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????? what the fuck are you doing

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( ﾟ∀。)don't you dare, we have females in this group!

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@All

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That's the situation

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holy shit

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holy shit

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holy shit

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holy shit

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( ﾟ∀。) my eyes!

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You are antihuman to a certain degree

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You are antihuman to a certain degree

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what the hell

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wow fast recall

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( ﾟ∀。) You'd better not see it

010nana7mi：what the hell

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( ﾟ∀。) It's a picture of xolo's crouch,

010nana7mi：what the hell

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( ﾟ∀。) but where his buddy should be is a turtle

010nana7mi：what the hell

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(　д ) ﾟ ﾟ

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So you fucking fucked a turtle?

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NO

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damn

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How do I explain

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It's true, I was fucking it,

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but my thing wasn't in its genitals.

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I don't know where it goes.

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??????

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？( ﾟ∀。) i'm passing out

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YOU DID ANAL SEX????

xOLowithSinnine：but my that thing wasn't in its genitals.

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You are antihuman to a certain degree

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You are antihuman to a certain degree

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You are antihuman to a certain degree

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Oh my turtles (exclamation)

rain_tree7：YOU DID ANAL SEX????

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( ﾟ∀。) I know xolo always goes against human but this is a new level of it

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IT IS NOT

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damn

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I did vaginal sex,

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but my dick didn't come into it

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It transported my dick to somewhere I don't know

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??

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????

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???

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@rain_tree7

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The anomaly you got this morning.

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No. S-736-2

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Do you remember?

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?

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shit

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The red-eared slider that can quarantine what's in its sex organs?

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Yep

rain_tree7：That red-eared slider that can quarantine things in its sex organs?

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Oh shit

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NOW I KNOW YOU STOLE THE TURTLE

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Have you learned your lesson now?

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Learned my ass

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To be honest,

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why do you ever want to fuck a turtle?

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Especially an anomalous turtle for fuck's sake.

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Indeed.

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Good question

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Real damage dealt!

rain_tree7：why do you ever want to fuck a turtle?

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goddamnit

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How d'you say

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Do you guys know about prostate orgasm?

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Earlier I was quite curious about what feelings could it bring me.

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So I decided to buy some dildos

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with lube, all different sizes included.

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Then I started to try them one by one,

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and I got addicted to it.

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And

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???????

xOLowithSinnine：and I got addicted to it.

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( ﾟ∀。) Did you skip some important parts?

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Your math teacher: ⊂彡☆))д‘) Where’s the solution’s process? How can I mark your answer if there’s no process about it?!

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fuck you

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it's not the important part

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Hell, prostate orgasm is really addictive.

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It filled up my body with super duper dense stuff

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like a fucking supernova.

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It's completely different from the previous ones

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OK enough with the prostate thing.

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And,

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you know, fake stuffs are always missing something.

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So I thought of using real stuffs,

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and

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????????????

xOLowithSinnine：So I thought of using real stuffs,

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?????? ( ﾟ∀。)

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(　д ) ﾟ ﾟ

xOLowithSinnine：So I thought of using real stuffs,

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Wow what a cunning bottom

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HOLY SHIT A TOUGH SUB

xOLowithSinnine：So I thought of using real stuffs,

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you motherfuckers

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wait for me to finish ok?

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I indeed wanted to try real stuff,

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but,

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I'm not actually going to find a man and plead for fucking;

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I ain't a real gay after all.

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Then I heard that @rain_tree7 got some new anomalies there,

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which included a turtle able to isolate what's filled into its lower body.

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And I thought, can I utilize my dick to fuck myself?

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Plus it's easy for me to steal something from him anyways,

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and soon I got it.

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When I came back, I couldn't wait to try it myself

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? Asshole

xOLowithSinnine：Plus it's easy for me to steal something from him anyways,

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As a result,

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fuck

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it actually did seperate my penis,

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however,

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motherfucker,

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I don't know where was my seperated penis

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xOLowithSinnine：I don't know where was my seperated penis

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Press F to pay respects. F

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F

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F

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don't just F-ing, someone plz send help

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you fuck

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my wiener is so bare, so cold outside

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The worst thing is,

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I'm forced to STAY in orgasm

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It's gonna necrose like this nooooo

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holy shit

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i can feel it, someone has picked it up

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no

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FUCK

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FUCK

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THINK SOMETHING DORAEMON

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F

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( ﾟ∀。)what can we do

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Just a thought, doesn't necessarily correct,

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do you have any trackers on your wiener?

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What makes you think I have?

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Proposal:

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Make a Lost and Found notice for Mr. xolo's wiener

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To find Mr.s xolo's wiener on our Site

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with big rewards

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( ﾟ∀。)

rain_tree7：Make a Lost and Found notice for Mr. xolo's wiener

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( ﾟ∀。)

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( ﾟ∀。)

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??????

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that should do(om) it

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YOU WISH ME TO DIE DON'T YOU

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( ﾟ∀。) contagious social death

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ﾟ(つд`ﾟ)

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I made it

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lostandfound.png

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I'll later print some 30 of it

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and post them everywhere on Site-CN-32

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so that there's no way you can't find it back

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?????????

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FUCK YOU

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( ﾟ∀。) fast writing

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( ﾟ∀。) fast writing

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fast writing

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ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ I'm so happy

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ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ Because I'm a wandering penis

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could you please

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give some not-in-hell advice?

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I'm DY1NG

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See, I saved you!

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( ﾟ∀。)( ﾟ∀。)( ﾟ∀。)( ﾟ∀。)

rain_tree7：See, I saved you!

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@rain_tree7

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YoUr MoThEr Is DeAd

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I'M DY1NG

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?

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What's happening

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My first glance saw xolo swearing

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( ﾟ∀。) you're late

Hormresssssssss：What's happening

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( ﾟ∀。) xolo got his wiener gone

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( ﾟ∀。) then raintree tried making him a lost&found notice

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??????

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He loves to do that kind of stuff???

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it's real shit man

Hormresssssssss：He loves to do that kind of stuff???

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his dick

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literally disappeared, thanks to an anomalous turtle

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It's somewhere on our Site maybe

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im sorry what

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I just

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picked a very lifelike dick

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It's so lifelike

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that I suspected it was an anomaly

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so I sent it directly to agent

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It's probably gonna be sliced into pieces XDDDDDD

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?????????????????????????????????????????

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damn

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damn

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damn

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damn

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Good game!

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@Agent (Researching anomaly, do not disturb)

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@Agent (Researching anomaly, do not disturb)

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@Agent (Researching anomaly, do not disturb)

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@Agent (Researching anomaly, do not disturb)

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@Agent (Researching anomaly, do not disturb)

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@Agent (Researching anomaly, do not disturb)

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Oh shit

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agent!!!

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DON'T FUCKING TOUCH MY DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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