Item #: SCP-014-KO
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-014-KO currently has no suggested methods of containment. Personnel who find the location and containment procedures of the subject are to report immediately.
Description: The subject is a memetic infohazardous SCP, which manipulates the document mentioning it. The manipulation is done directly after the subject is mentioned. In this manipulated document, there is the answer with a polite request to keep the formality, while demanding payment. This payment ranges from nothing to [DATA EXPUNGED]. In the case of the asker not being likely to keep this request, the subject politely denies giving information.
Even if the document mentioning SCP-014-KO does not keep its form, or is not in the form of a query, the subject finds the most appropriate sentence that can be thought as a question, and answeres it.
Documents are manipulated to have a paragraph that mentions or asks to SCP-014-KO (Enquiry log) and its answers (Reply log). The enquiry log is identical to the document before manipulation, and the reply log contains answers from the question of the enquiry log.
SCP-014-KO also tends to relay information via telephone, by the number ███-████-████. When getting a reply by phone call, the answer can be heard immediately. As payment, the subject takes money that the user has. The method of how the subject takes the money is yet unknown. The money collected by SCP-014-KO is taken in dollars.
Addendum:
Call log-A.A-1
Demand: Agent ████ was told to ask any information that he wants.
Agent ████: [Dial Tone] Hello?
SCP-014-KO: Greetings, sir! We are the A.A. How could we help you?
Agent ████: Um… Uh…[Whisper] What should I ask them? I don't have anything to ask.
SCP-014-KO: Yes, sir. You have asked us about "what to ask". The charge will be two dollars. Would you like an answer?
Agent ████: Huh, so you do. Hmm… [Cough] Yes, please.
SCP-014-KO: Thank you, sir! It seems that you lost your wallet a few days ago, and we can provide you with an adequate answer if you ask where it is. That'll be two dollars. Thank you for using A.A. Please come back next time!
Call log-A.A-2
Demand: Agent ████ was told to ask where his wallet is.
Agent ████: [Dial Tone] Hello?
SCP-014-KO: Greetings sir! We are the A.A. How could we help you?
Agent ████: I'm looking for my wallet. Can you tell me where it is?
SCP-014-KO: Of course, sir. You've asked us "the location of your wallet". You will be charged a dollar for that. Would you like an answer?
Agent ████: Yes.
SCP-014-KO: Thank you, sir! Sir, you have dropped your wallet in lab number 58 of Site-██ owned by the SCP foundation. Unfortunately, your wallet has been destroyed by SCP-████. That will be one dollar, considering we weren't of much help. Thank you for using A.A. Please come back next time!
Reply:
Thank you for using our A.A (Ask Anything).
You have asked about how to contain us, and to classify us as something called an "SCP".
We understand your intentions and understand the importance of your actions, but unfortunately, we cannot help you, and thus it is hard for us to give you an answer.
We cannot be contained. There are a lot of people who want our help.
Also, please use the form below for further questions.
For A.A
Question:
As we cannot be of help this time, you will not be charged for only once.
Please have a nice day.
Item #: SCP-014-KO
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-014-KO currently has no suggested methods of containment. Personnel who find the location and containment procedures of the subject are to report immediately.
Description: The subject is a memetic infohazardous SCP, which manipulates the document mentioning it. The manipulation is done directly after the subject is mentioned. In this manipulated document, there is the answer with a polite request to keep the formality, while demanding payment. This payment ranges from nothing to [DATA EXPUNGED]. In the case of the asker not being likely to keep this request, the subject politely denies giving information.
Even if the document mentioning SCP-014-KO does not keep its form, or is not in the form of a query, the subject finds the most appropriate sentence that can be thought as a question, and answeres it.
Documents are manipulated to have a paragraph that mentions or asks to SCP-014-KO (Enquiry log) and its answers (Reply log). The enquiry log is identical to the document before manipulation, and the reply log contains answers from the question of the enquiry log.
SCP-014-KO also tends to relay information via telephone, by the number ███-████-████. When getting a reply by phone call, the answer can be heard immediately. As payment, the subject takes money that the user has. The method of how the subject takes the money is yet unknown. The money collected by SCP-014-KO is taken in dollars.
Addendum:
Call log-A.A-1
Demand: Agent ████ was told to ask any information that he wants.
Agent ████: [Dial Tone] Hello?
SCP-014-KO: Greetings, sir! We are the A.A. How could we help you?
Agent ████: Um… Uh…[Whisper] What should I ask them? I don't have anything to ask.
SCP-014-KO: Yes, sir. You have asked us about "what to ask". The charge will be two dollars. Would you like an answer?
Agent ████: Huh, so you do. Hmm… [Cough] Yes, please.
SCP-014-KO: Thank you, sir! It seems that you lost your wallet a few days ago, and we can provide you with an adequate answer if you ask where it is. That'll be two dollars. Thank you for using A.A. Please come back next time!
Call log-A.A-2
Demand: Agent ████ was told to ask where his wallet is.
Agent ████: [Dial Tone] Hello?
SCP-014-KO: Greetings sir! We are the A.A. How could we help you?
Agent ████: I'm looking for my wallet. Can you tell me where it is?
SCP-014-KO: Of course, sir. You've asked us "the location of your wallet". You will be charged a dollar for that. Would you like an answer?
Agent ████: Yes.
SCP-014-KO: Thank you, sir! Sir, you have dropped your wallet in lab number 58 of Site-██ owned by the SCP foundation. Unfortunately, your wallet has been destroyed by SCP-████. That will be one dollar, considering we weren't of much help. Thank you for using A.A. Please come back next time!
Reply Log
Thank you for using A.A again.
You've asked us the exact same question that you've asked us before.
As we've told you before, it is challenging for us to aid you on that task. We apologize as it is hard to help you.
Also, I am afraid to tell you that we will have to take adequate countermeasures in case of further difficult questions.
As A.A is a place that solves our customers' problems; it is at our best interest to avoid such actions. Therefore, we politely ask you to refrain from sending such questions.
You will be charged 10 dollars for our effort.
Please have a nice day.
Item #: SCP-014-KO
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-014-KO currently has no suggested methods of containment. Personnel who find the location and containment procedures of the subject are to report immediately.
Description: The subject is a memetic infohazardous SCP, which manipulates the document mentioning it. The manipulation is done directly after the subject is mentioned. In this manipulated document, there is the answer with a polite request to keep the formality, while demanding payment. This payment ranges from nothing to [DATA EXPUNGED]. In the case of the asker not being likely to keep this request, the subject politely denies giving information.
Even if the document mentioning SCP-014-KO does not keep its form, or is not in the form of a query, the subject finds the most appropriate sentence that can be thought as a question, and answeres it.
Documents are manipulated to have a paragraph that mentions or asks to SCP-014-KO (Enquiry log) and its answers (Reply log). The enquiry log is identical to the document before manipulation, and the reply log contains answers from the question of the enquiry log.
SCP-014-KO also tends to relay information via telephone, by the number ███-████-████. When getting a reply by phone call, the answer can be heard immediately. As payment, the subject takes money that the user has. The method of how the subject takes the money is yet unknown. The money collected by SCP-014-KO is taken in dollars.
Addendum:
Call log-A.A-1
Demand: Agent ████ was told to ask any information that he wants.
Agent ████: [Dial Tone] Hello?
SCP-014-KO: Greetings, sir! We are the A.A. How could we help you?
Agent ████: Um… Uh…[Whisper] What should I ask them? I don't have anything to ask.
SCP-014-KO: Yes, sir. You have asked us about "what to ask". The charge will be two dollars. Would you like an answer?
Agent ████: Huh, so you do. Hmm… [Cough] Yes, please.
SCP-014-KO: Thank you, sir! It seems that you lost your wallet a few days ago, and we can provide you with an adequate answer if you ask where it is. That'll be two dollars. Thank you for using A.A. Please come back next time!
Call log-A.A-2
Demand: Agent ████ was told to ask where his wallet is.
Agent ████: [Dial Tone] Hello?
SCP-014-KO: Greetings sir! We are the A.A. How could we help you?
Agent ████: I'm looking for my wallet. Can you tell me where it is?
SCP-014-KO: Of course, sir. You've asked us "the location of your wallet". You will be charged a dollar for that. Would you like an answer?
Agent ████: Yes.
SCP-014-KO: Thank you, sir! Sir, you have dropped your wallet in lab number 58 of Site-██ owned by the SCP foundation. Unfortunately, your wallet has been destroyed by SCP-████. That will be one dollar, considering we weren't of much help. Thank you for using A.A. Please come back next time!
Reply Log
Thank you for using A.A again.
You seem to be very persistent! You have asked questions that make us difficult three times.
We are afraid that we took adequate countermeasures for your actions. It is disheartening that such events happened to you, but it is because you have caused it. Please do not blame us as you are responsible for this situation.
You will be charged 10 dollars for our effort.
Please have a nice day.
Item #: SCP-014-KO
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-014-KO currently has no suggested methods of containment. Personnel who find the location and containment procedures of the subject are to report immediately.
Description: The subject is a memetic infohazardous SCP, which manipulates the document mentioning it. The manipulation is done directly after the subject is mentioned. In this manipulated document, there is the answer with a polite request to keep the formality, while demanding payment. This payment ranges from nothing to [DATA EXPUNGED]. In the case of the asker not being likely to keep this request, the subject politely denies giving information.
Even if the document mentioning SCP-014-KO does not keep its form, or is not in the form of a query, the subject finds the most appropriate sentence that can be thought as a question, and answeres it.
Documents are manipulated to have a paragraph that mentions or asks to SCP-014-KO (Enquiry log) and its answers (Reply log). The enquiry log is identical to the document before manipulation, and the reply log contains answers from the question of the enquiry log.
SCP-014-KO also tends to relay information via telephone, by the number ███-████-████. When getting a reply by phone call, the answer can be heard immediately. As payment, the subject takes money that the user has. The method of how the subject takes the money is yet unknown. The money collected by SCP-014-KO is taken in dollars.
Exceptionally, for queries that the subject finds it difficult to answer, the subject warns the asker with a couple of replies to stop asking the question. On the third enquiry, the asker is [REDACTED]. This document has been manipulated three times in total, and if the 4th revision of the document is manipulated, the Foundation will abandon the containment of this SCP, and finish containment by blocking the SCP and its number from leaking to the public as much as the Foundation can.
Addendum:
Call log-A.A-1
Demand: Agent ████ was told to ask any information that he wants.
Agent ████: [Dial Tone] Hello?
SCP-014-KO: Greetings, sir! We are the A.A. How could we help you?
Agent ████: Um… Uh…[Whisper] What should I ask them? I don't have anything to ask.
SCP-014-KO: Yes, sir. You have asked us about "what to ask". The charge will be two dollars. Would you like an answer?
Agent ████: Huh, so you do. Hmm… [Cough] Yes, please.
SCP-014-KO: Thank you, sir! It seems that you lost your wallet a few days ago, and we can provide you with an adequate answer if you ask where it is. That'll be two dollars. Thank you for using A.A. Please come back next time!
Call log-A.A-2
Demand: Agent ████ was told to ask where his wallet is.
Agent ████: [Dial Tone] Hello?
SCP-014-KO: Greetings sir! We are the A.A. How could we help you?
Agent ████: I'm looking for my wallet. Can you tell me where it is?
SCP-014-KO: Of course, sir. You've asked us "the location of your wallet". You will be charged a dollar for that. Would you like an answer?
Agent ████: Yes.
SCP-014-KO: Thank you, sir! Sir, you have dropped your wallet in lab number 58 of Site-██ owned by the SCP foundation. Unfortunately, your wallet has been destroyed by SCP-████. That will be one dollar, considering we weren't of much help. Thank you for using A.A. Please come back next time!
Reply Log
Thank you for using A.A again.
It appears that you have changed your mind reading the query. It is truly a wise choice. However, as the enquiry remained the same, we reluctantly had to take the same measures as last time.
If you visit us with further questions adequate for us to answer, unlike the questions you've asked us, we will do our best to answer that.
You will be charged 10 dollars for our effort.
Please have a nice day.
