SCP-015-DE-J
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BY ORDER OF THE PISSED OVERSEERS COUNCIL

The following File is visible to all personnel until SCP-015-DE-J has been neutralised. We will not be humiliated by a common Duck!

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1/015-DE-J LEVEL 1/015-DE-J

CLASSIFIED

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Item #: SCP-015-DE-J

Object Class: Unsafe

Traffic Light: RED

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JUST LOOK AT HOW SMUG HE IS!
HE KNOWS PERFECTLY WELL THAT WE CAN'T CATCH HIM!

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-015-DE-J must be pursued with a damn fast car1 by MTF 180-Donald "Don't Duck With the Police!".

Any personnel on contact with SCP-015-DE-J are permitted to shoot and otherwise use violence on that Son of a Bitch SCP-015-DE-J in an attempt to decommission the anomaly.

Description: SCP-015-EN-J is a male mallard (ANUS Anas platyrhynchos) that can reach speeds of over 180 kilometres per hour when he it runs a straight line on foot. In doing so, this causes wind gusts and whirlwinds, which leads to damage to street infrastructure.

Once SCP-015-DE-J is crossed by a vehicle, a second anomalous property manifests itself in the form of the rendition of the song Deja Vu by Dave Rodgers. This appears to come from SCP-015-DE-J's beak and the lyrics are sung in a high-pitched, quacking voice. As soon as this would theoretically normally end, SCP-015-DE-J opens its wings, takes off and does not land again until it encounters a new vehicle, where it starts playing the song again. The vehicle that is the trigger is caught by SCP-015-DE-J's gust of wind in the process and is thus swept along.

For reasons that are not clear, vehicles are immune to the effect when they play the song Gas Gas Gas by Manuel Caramori through their speakers.

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Agent Erwin Jaeger (Left) and Tetiana (Centre), lying in wait to finally put a stop to this speedster!

Addendum: Since 2016 vehicles playing Gas Gas Gas have been subjected to a new effect in which SCP-015-DE-J lands on the roof and thus "surfs" through traffic. After the end of the song, SCP-015-DE-J takes off together with the vehicle and only lands again when a corresponding track (for cars this would be roads, for trains and trams tracks) reappears. From then on, SCP-015-DE-J removes itself from the vehicle.

Discovery: The SCP Foundation first became aware of SCP-015-DE-J when Jeffrey Jack Johnson Jr, the Cowboy, Adventurer, Tamer of the Stupid Reptile, etc. etc.2 O5-6's company car, a Hummer HX to note,3 was severely damaged in a confrontation with the Entity and had to be scrapped at an early stage because of it.

From then on, MTF 180-Donald "Don't Duck With the Police!" was formed to neutralise SCP-015-DE-J.

 

 

 

 


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