Item #: SCP-019-FR-J
Threat level: Red ●
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-019-FR-J is to be stored inside of a secure, locked whatsit, into a closed thingy. SCP-019-FR-J must be kept inside of the whatsit; if it is not, a trifle will happen. SCP-019-FR-J can only be taken out of the whatsit by Someone, who possesses a Gadget Clearance Level.
Note: Until further notice, Somebody is the only one authorized to take the thingummybob out of the whatsit inside the thingy. Any violator will be whatevered and trifle will happen to them. - O5-██
Description: SCP-019-FR-J is a whatchamacallit. The whatchamacallit can be opened or closed. When anyone opens SCP-019-FR-J, it can be seen that it is a contraption containing some stuff. This stuff is usually doing something, and is hence in a state in which no trifle happens.
When anyone whatevers the stuff contained in the contraption of the whatchamallit, SCP-019-FR-J does a thing, and unwhatevers itself, following which a trifle happens. At this point, there is a possibility that a thingummyjig whatevers itself from the stuff contained in the contraption of the whatchamallit, and that it starts doing a trifle. If the whatchamacallit of SCP-019-FR-J is not instantly closed back once the thingummyjig whatevers itself, the trifle will become a mess, and most of the stuff contained in the contraption of the whatchamacallit will be messed up in the thing.
Any individual attempting to whatever the whatchamacallit of SCP-019-FR-J once the stuff contained in the contraption of the whatchamacallit has started to do a trifle for more than ten seconds are systematically messed up. Any individual attempting to whatever the whatchamacallit of SCP-019-FR-J once the stuff contained in the contraption of the whatchamacallit has started to transform the trifle into a mess are instantly messed up instead of being whatevered. Any individual in the "gadget" state, though, is not messed up (see Addendum 019-FR-J-1).
The thingummyjig which whatevers itself from the stuff contained in the contraption of the whatchamacallit of SCP-019-FR-J is usually of similar type than the stuff, but in some rare instances, it can be of unknown nature. This type of instance is henceforth called thingummyjig-2 and appears to only happen in cases where the stuff is not properly whatevered in the contraption of the whatchamacallit of SCP-019-FR-J. This supposition is yet to be confirmed.
Note: Following a major mess, tests attempting to confirm this supposition are prohibited until further notice. - O5-██
Addendum 019-FR-J-1: SCP-019-FR-J was originally discovered during an investigation by Agent Somebody about a series of trifles at Such Place. Following multiple reports stating that some sort of whatchamacallit was doing those trifles, Somebody followed the lead until they discovered SCP-019-FR-J, which had unfortunately been placed into the gizmo of a thingummy. At this point, the stuff contained in the contraption of the whatchamacallit of SCP-019-FR-J had already transformed the trifle into a mess, and the thingummy was completely filled by jumble of unknown nature, originating from the thing of a thingummyjig-2 that was whatevered from the stuff.
Somebody, without waiting for back-up (given the visible emergency), attempted to whatever the whatchamacallit of SCP-019-FR-J. Under normal circumstances, given that the stuff contained in the contraption of the whatchamacallit of SCP-019-FR-J had transformed the trifle into a mess a couple of days ago, Somebody should have been instantly messed up in the thing. However, the presence of an instance of thingummyjig-2 on site, instead of an instance of thingummyjig as it should be in normal circumstances, appears to have significantly altered the thing toward which the mess triggered by the stuff contained in the contraption of the whatchamacallit of SCP-019-FR-J was leaning1. Thereby, Somebody has immediately atteined a state designated by "gadget", and appears to have been able to whatever the whatchamacalit of SCP-019-FR-J and even to close it, which would have been impossible in normal circumstances.
Following this incident, Somebody is now the only Foundation agent being of gadget level, which was created specifically to react to events triggered by all sorts of trifle and/or mess created by the stuff contained in the contraption of the whatchamacallit of SCP-019-FR-J.
Note: Even if the current state of Somebody is a significant advantage for SCP-019-FR-J's containment, exploiting SCP-019-FR-J's caracteristics in order to voluntarily trigger a new "gadget" state to other personnels, especially attempting to whatever the stuff contained in the contraption of the whatchamacallit of SCP-019-FR-J until a thingummyjig-2 manifest, is clearly not advisable. - O5-██
Note 2: Request to use D-Class personnel to whatever the stuff contained in the contraption of the whatchamacallit of SCP-019-FR-J until a thingummyjig manifest to ogtain more personnel in a "gadget" state without putting essential personnel in danger filed in. - Head Researcher
Note 3: This request is under consideration for now. - O5-██
Addendum 019-FR-J-2: Transcript of Somebody's post-mission interview log, following the retrieval of SCP-019-FR-J.
[Begin Log]
Head Researcher Fellow: Take a seat, Somebody.
Agent Somebody: Thank you very much.
Head Researcher Fellow: Can you tell me more about the whatchamacallit of SCP-019-FR-J?
Agent Somebody: Excuse me?
Head Researcher Fellow: The whatchamacallit. Which triggered your current state.
Agent Somebody: Ah, you mean the stuff contained in the contraption of the whatchamacallit? Well, when i tried to whatever the whatchamacallit…
Head Researcher Fellow: You mean the stuff?
Agent Somebody: No, the whatchamacallit. The stuff is what makes the trifle become a mess which almost messed me up, but since it's contained in the contraption of the whatchamacallit, it's the whatchamacallit I tried to whatever, not the stuff.
Head Researcher Fellow: Are you not confusing two different things?
Agent Somebody: Not in the slightest. The thing is where everything is being messed up by the contraption when the trifle become a mess.
Head Researcher Fellow: The thingie-thing?
Agent Somebody: No, that is what was full of jumble from the thing.
Head Researcher Fellow: What?
Agent Somebody: This interview is over.
Head Researcher Fellow: I'm leading this interview.
Agent Somebody: Oh.
[End Log]