SCP-050-DE-J

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  Article: SCP-050-DE-J - Do (not) break the dam!
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Look how sneeringly this wretch is rubbing his hands.

Item #: SCP-050-DE-J

Object Class: Continua¹ Thaumiel (See incident)

Special Containment Procedures: All efforts of Site-DE6 must be focused on the removal of the dam built by SCP-050-DE-J. Due to the urgency, all proposals are desirable, no matter how abstrusely they seem to be. In case of success, a mature queue without scramble must form before the lavatory so that everyone can do their business in peace.

Addition: Fecal excretion in front of the bathroom is considered self-defense, but the polluter must remove their deed themselves.

Description: SCP-050-DE-J visually bears similarities to members of the Castoridae (beaver) family, with all instances being around 95 cm tall and weighing 18 kg. Furthermore, it features a leathery tail, brown hair covering the whole of its body, and both two legs with claws as well as 2 arms. Instances have displayed the ability to construct dams with high stability. This can primarily be attributed to its castoreum, which has demonstrated intensive adhesiveness; akin to conventional superglue. Unlike their non-anomalous counterparts, instances of SCP-050-DE-J utilize basically everything their teeth can grind for dam construction. This includes trees, furniture, plastic stocks and ████████.

Incident/Discovery: Mr. Picklock² forgot to turn off the tap within the lavatory area of Site-DE6 at the 07.04.2022. Due to the instincts of beavers to instinctively erect a dam whenever they hear flowing water, a pack of SCP-050-DE-J instances immediately rushed to the lavatory area. Upon arrival, they plundered the adjacent rooms for "building material". Once security personal arrived at the scene, a large-scale beaver dam was discovered consisting of various materials. Including but in now way limited to:

• Boards
• Half a couch
• Frayed clothes
• A message in a bottle

The latter was eventually removed from the dam and opened:

It can therefore be assumed that there is another person present behind the dam. Attempts are being made to safe the employee from the instances and a loss of dignity by staining their trousers.

Test Log

Foreword: The following depicts some attempts at breaking the dam of SCP-050-DE-J.

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Method	Progression	Conclusion
Attraction through food	A line consisting of a multitude of herbs and grasses was laid, which started at the dam and terminated inside a containment chamber. The instances actually seem to be lured away and soon find themselves contained,	Successful.
Burning the dam	A flamethrower was used to annihilate the structure.	Low evaporation of the castoreum, causing the fecal matter in the corridor to develop a more intense stench.3
Meanwhile, water droplets flow through small gaps within the dam.
Hydrochloric acid	Hydrochloric acid imported from SCP-███-DE was poured over the dam.	The castoreum dissolved, causing the dam crumble. Consequently, it broke and released a flood of tap water, feces and Agent Straß throughout the whole site.

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Afterword: Thanks to the energetic and unnoticed assistance of SCP-050-DE-J, the flood could be dammed up, as the instances constructed a new dam using surrounding resources. Reclassification to Thamiel pending.

The task spectrum of MTF "Biting Builders" includes supporting damaged structures such as buildings. They utilize their beaver body to fulfill their tasks, paying particular attention to the long teeth with which they have already demolished the dentist's tap. Moreover, they may be provided anything which fulfills the intended purpose and can be considered building material.
Beaver

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There is a revision appended to this file

Item #: SCP-050-DE-J

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Currently, there is no method to remove SCP-050-DE-J from its office. Obeying commands is advised.

Description: SCP-050-DE-J is a group of anomalous members of the Castoridae (beaver) genus which has occupied Site-DE6. In order to achieve their dominion, they have barricaded all water sources with wood, furniture foam, paper, and anything else the beaver jaw can bite through. After initial neutralization attempts were intervened by Wilson Wildlife Solutions due to the strict Nature Conversation Act of beavers, diplomatic negotiations with SCP-050-DE-J-Ω proved to be the preferred method.

To receive a water ration, a multilateral contract with double-printed pages must be filled out, which dictates that the water will solely be used for private purposes and not made available to third-party employees. However, if one is caught in the act, they will be locked into a room painted white with only a salt water bottle for an hour.

Barricaded sources of H₂O include:

• Washbasins
• Showers
• Toilets⁴
• Exits to keep the rain outside
• Humans one the ground of perspiration

Footnotes

1. The absence of a specific part of the anomaly has drastic effects.

2. Local mechanic.

3. Note: Not only those in the corridor, if you know what I mean…

4. Ye, we were very thirsty…