SCP-1900-IT-J
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    physical map of SCP-1900-IT-J

    Item #: SCP-1900-IT-J

    Object Class: Euclid

    Special Containment Procedures: Every map, not owned by the Foundation, resembling SCP-1900-IT-J must be burnt.

    Boats not belonging to the Foundation are not allowed to land on SCP-1900-IT-J. SCP-1900-IT-J-1 are not allowed to get too far from the archipelago. The Foundation is tasked to handle commercial negotiations between one or more SCP-1900-IT-J-1 and one or more civilians.

    SCP-1900-IT-J-1's attacks on ship must be covered as mere attacks by Micronesian pirates. SCP-1900-IT-J-1 istances must be persuaded to abort attacks on other ships.

    Any Foundation personnel found drunk while coming back from Site Mania should be taken to solitary confinement on SCP-1900-IT-J for a month as a punishment.

    Description: SCP-1900-IT-J, also known as Pirate Kindom, is an archipelago of four islands in the South Pacific. SCP-1900-IT-J has been an Italian colony from 12/04/1900 to 14/04/1900 which existance has been hidden by RIDIA and the Kingdom of Italy, because of the anomalous properties of such achipelago and the embarassing dumbness of the inhabitants, indeed no map about the achipelago ever went public.

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    flag of SCP-1900-IT-J

    SCP-1900-IT-J has around 10000 inhabitants designated SCP-1900-IT-J-1, and its official languages are Piratish and Italian; the leader of the country is the king who also has the rank of captain and absolute power. Their technological development is similair to that of Micronesian pirates. The main of source of income are money and precious goods of luxury cruises thefts. Their currency is the "doubloon" which is worth 0,00000000000000000000001€. SCP-1900-IT-J-1 istances has their own religion in which they worship a being known as The Coconut Milk God, who's actually Eugenio Luciani, an Italian settler who teached pirates how to prepare it; those who swear to their "god" or refuse to press F to respect him is tried and sentenced tofff death.

    The captain of SCP-1900-IT-J is an individual with abnormal properties not yet understood; he's able to deform and make appear or disappear any sort of object. He states that this is possible since all of us live in a fiction, for this reason Foundation personnel think he's crazy or dumb. The captain lead his country along with his crew: a group of eight bearded men with an eyepatch, gold teeth and wooden prosthesis; and are highly incompetent when they help him lead the country. Despite his anomalous properties, he never wanted to rule over the world since, as he states: "It's great to be a captain, they worship you almost like The Coconut Milk God and this is enough for me."

    On SCP-1900-IT-J, SCP-1900-IT-J-2 istances can be found, they are sharks of a species of similiar appearance and volume to C. carcharias1, that fly over the archipelago between 1 and 100 meters above sea level. They can be found everywhere on the archipelago, but the place where encounters are more frequent is a place known as "The Shark Forest". SCP-1900-IT-J-2 cannot leave the archipelago, since the captain wants them to stay there, and to force people who want to see them to visit SCP-1900-IT-J. They are tamed by the inhabitants as they were dogs or cats, even though they cause an average of about 4 deaths and 13 injuries a day to SCP-1900-IT-J-1 istances.


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