SCP-3595-JP

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  Title: SCP-3595-JP - Typhoon Man
  Author: FattyAcid
  Translator: Witherite
  Year Created: 2023

  72-Hour Jam Contest JP-2023
  Second Place

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SCP-3595-JP, at the time of discovery.

Item #: SCP-3595-JP

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3595-JP is to be contained in the Standard Humanoid Object Containment Chamber at Site-81CH. As SCP-3595-JP does not require taking any meal, feeding is unnecessary.

At his desire and under the approval of the assigned personnel, SCP-3595-JP may be assigned Site tasks with Level zero to two. Typically they consist of cleaning the Site and paperwork, but SCP-3595-JP once served as a research assistant for a meteorological anomalous object. SCP-3595-JP is permitted to buy his favorites with the remuneration for the tasks.¹

Staff who interact with SCP-3595-JP are encouraged to attend "the Lecture for Smooth Communication" from the representative.

Description: SCP-3595-JP is a headless humanoid entity, representing himself as "Typhoon Man." The anomalously dense aerosol constantly swirling in an unknown manner exists where a head would normally be, forming a pseudo "head," which is quite similar to a visual representation of a typhoon in an image from a weather satellite. Despite the lack of a brain, a primal sensory system, and articulators, SCP-3595-JP possesses at least the perfect audiovisual sense, adequate intelligence, and speaking ability in Japanese and easy English.

SCP-3595-JP, engaging in cleaning Site's court. Utilizing his anomalous property, he removes fallen leaves quickly.

SCP-3595-JP has the anomalous property to generate air current within the spherical area of approximately three meters radius around himself. The maximum instantaneous wind speed observed is about 15 meters per second, but it cannot be sustained. The maximum wind speed of air current he can generate stably and continually is about ten meters per second. SCP-3595-JP likes to enjoy holding balloons, slips of paper, feathers, etc. in one space in the air through the use of his property.

SCP-3595-JP possesses a high level of knowledge of a wide range of the field of natural science, especially proficient in meteorology and its peripheral discipline.² The research into the system of knowledge SCP-3595-JP possesses indicates he has completed the Japanese curriculum (or any similar curriculum) at least to a higher education level. These are considered as the important source of information about the origin of SCP-3595-JP, and the investigation is ongoing.

The origin of SCP-3595-JP is unknown, but believed to be derived from a reality that differed from the baseline reality. As SCP-3595-JP obviously lies only about the origin or the birth of himself, an investigation of his origin is difficult. SCP-3595-JP has referred to himself as "the Ambassador of the Country of Typhoon," "Second Son of Typhoon Family," "Imaginanimal of Typhoon³," etc., all of which he later admitted were false. As the rotation of pseudo-head's wirhling gains speed when SCP-3595-JP tells a lie, he can be debunked by careful observation.⁴ Information about the origin of SCP-3595-JP should be collected indirectly like the aforementioned education level.

Addendum: Incident record - 2020/5/16

The thermometer used.

During the physical examination conducted on 2020/5/16, the assigned researcher discovered a cold feeling by touching SCP-3595-JP on the aerosol mass. Interested in this, the researcher prepared a thermometer to put closer to SCP-3595-JP's temporal part. SCP-3595-JP noticed this before screaming and dissipating his aerosol mass.⁵ After reforming pseudo-head over about three seconds, SCP-3595-JP disclosed that he has trypanophobia.

The following is the interview record regarding this incident.

Interview Record

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SCP-3595-JP, during the interview.

Date: 2020/5/16

Location: Site-81CH Containment Wing

Subject: SCP-3595-JP

Interviewer: Researcher Yokoyama Hiroshi (Site-81CH Research & Development Sector)

Foreword: This interview was conducted shortly after the incident.

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[Begin recording]

Rsr. Yokoyama: I apologize for earlier insensitive action.

SCP-3595-JP: Ah, I'm sorry too for my upsetting. I thought thermometer was of common glass, but I really can't stand an acute one made of metal…

Rsr. Yokoyama: Trauma or something?

SCP-3595-JP: Yes, in those days. At that time, I was going around with a tornado-head girl —

[SCP-3595-JP's pseudo-head gains speed of rotation gradually]

Rsr. Yokoyama: Well, that's fine. I know that's a lie.

SCP-3595-JP: Oh, y- yeah. That would soon turn out to be false. (laughing) Such abrued story.

[Rsr. Yokoyama tries to speak something, but hesitates. He starts pen spinning]

Rsr. Yokoyama: (Sigh) If you can, I'd like you to be honest once in a while.

SCP-3595-JP: Uh, ah. Yeah…

[SCP-3595-JP's pseudo-head faces downward⁶. It is observed that aerosol mass wavers.]

SCP-3595-JP: I'll say, honestly. Sorry. Well, first, it's true to have had a lover.

[Rsr. Yokoyama pretends to write on notepaper, observing SCP-3595-JP's pseudo-head. Rotation speed is the same as normal]

Rsr. Yokoyama: Go on.

SCP-3595-JP: Okay. She was normal-head, confident, energetic. She is the very anticyclone girl⁷, so sweet girlfriend that a tropical cyclone like me didn't deserve her.

Rsr. Yokoyama: What happened with her?

SCP-3595-JP: When I went on a date with her, we went into a restaurant.⁸ I don't need to eat, but she needs.

Rsr. Yokoyama: And?

SCP-3595-JP: She stubbed the hamburger she was eating with her fork, held it out in front of me, said "Open your mouth." Well, she wanted me to enjoy eating, I think. Since I always kept a glass of water on hand. That was 100% purely out of her good intentions, but…

Rsr. Yokoyama: But?

[SCP-3595-JP points to the central hollow of his pseudo-head]

SCP-3595-JP: This is absolutely my eye, not my mouth!

Rsr. Yokoyama: Ah, "eye of a typhoon."

SCP-3595-JP: Exactly.

Rsr. Yokoyama: Humberger stuck in the fork, into your eye.

SCP-3595-JP: Yes.

Rsr. Yokoyama: That's…

[Silence on recording]

SCP-3595-JP: I was frightened, scrambled out of the restaurant and ran. I don't remember much about the rest. I found myself in an unfamiliar city, and after a while Foundation staff surrounded me.

[A portion of moisture in SCP-3595-JP's aerosol mass condenses and about three drops fall on the table]

Rsr. Yokoyama: Please don't be depressed so, Typhoon Man.

SCP-3595-JP: Did she assume that I was always gawking?

Rsr. Yokoyama: Oh, um, that's…

SCP-3595-JP: That's fine. Typhoons and humans can't understand each other. Sorry for having a gloomy talk.

Rsr. Yokoyama: Well… I'm ending this interview anyway.

[End record]

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Afterward: We seems to have happened to get important information about the origin and perceptiveness of SCP-3595-JP. After this interview, I assigned a counselor for SCP-3595-JP.

Even a pen can scare trypanophobia. For SCP-3595-JP, pen spinning may be seen as intimidation. I've added "Do not show acute thing for him" in "the Lecture for Smooth Communication."

If, by any chance, you have the idea of utilizing this knowledge to draw out information, you should discard that idea immediately; SCP-3595-JP is expected to be the early case of the introduction of the Integration Program in the Japanese Branch, in the first place that has an ethical guideline problem. (Of course, if it were to prevent an End of the World Scenario to know where a typhoon human comes from, it might tip the scale.)

Our work is much smoother when typhoons and humans understand each other (or at least we think so). You should remember that the cost of containment will be much lower if we sustain the condition that he blows his powerful wind not into guards, but into fallen leaves in the court.

Site-81CH Assets & Human Resources Sector Chief Kuroda Mina

Footnotes

1. Possibly due to the nature of the inability to consume meals, most of it is used to purchase books and music CDs.

2. The Foundation meteorologist who conducted the interview expressed an opinion that his proficiency is equivalent to a Master's degree holder in the field in question.

3. Imaginanimal refers to the aggregate of intelligent "conceptions of animals" and its component concepts. Please see the material about Groups of Interest for more information. Nevertheless, it is quite possible that SCP-3595-JP is a physical embodiment of a concept related to the intelligent concept of "Typhoon," but since a typhoon is not normally considered as an animal, SCP-3595-JP is never Imaginanimal.

4. SCP-3595-JP himself is not aware of this fact.

5. The signature movements of his aerosol mass often represent SCP-3595-JP's emotions. Dissipation is believed to mean strong fear, and this is the first case of the observation by the Foundation.

6. It appears that he stares Rsr. Yokoyama's hand, but it is difficult to determine it accurately as it does not have physical eyes.

7. TL's Note: In Japanese "高気圧ガール". It is the name of Japanese popular music written by Yamashita Tatsuro.

8. Based on his statement, the origin world of SCP-3595-JP may have a society that accepts anomalous entities.