SCP-420-KO-J
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Ass Sea Pee-420-KO-J

Item #: SCP-420-KO-J

Object Class:Ket…Ketr? How do I spell this U Crazy? Ya insane? Y is this dangerous? It's BERRI SAIP!- z████

Description: Subject is…

Fuck, it's Containment procedures first. - Cheong █████
Oh right. - Mr. Q

Special Containment Procedures: This shit's fucking hard to containWhy the F███ do we even have to contain this dope ass thing Hell, SCP-420-KO-J should not be contained. And SCP-420-KO-J-1 is uncontainable. How the fuck do we contain a cloud? Just bar up the surrounding area and let no one in. Leave SCP-420-KO-J-1 alone as it doesn't seem to move.

Description: This is a fucking dope god's gift. So listen, I just found a rad ass trench. Look at this photograph. JUST A TRENCH?

NO

THAT WATER THERE IS NOT JUST SEAWATER.

IT'S A DOPE ASS MOTHERFUCKING SEAWATER!

Derrs like a clod thing dere and drugs just come aut. marijuana i tell you. But this placs is a trench. Derrs a trench an it's there. You should note it's a cloud, no, it's not a trench.

C████ discovered this while searching for the Mariana Trench and was high on this stuff in the meeting.



This thing seems like it's bottomless. Can't we just sell it for money? - ██ck
FUCKING DOPE! - O5-██



Have some dignity. We will be expecting a report on this. -Ethics committee
We are sorry. We've sent you some presents as an apology. -W████
LMFAOLOLOLOLOLHEHEHEHEH FUCKING DOPE! - Ediks komiti



LOLOL Your face is chaotic - Un███████████
I am the Chaos Insurgency lmao - F███ing F███er


Un███████████ is now rank 4 for catching Choco Icecream spy! O5-█
Shit I take that back - O5-█

Below are the assholes who try to take our treasureWhy? This is treasure treasure - O5-█



Interview log

Interview log with SCP-420-KO-J



We are the SCP foundation.
S, C, P
Secure, Consume, Pills.


…What the hell did I just write? - Mr. Q

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