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Article: SCP-550-DE-J - Antimatter Boar
Original: May be found here
Original Author:Dyten
Translator:Karpfisch
CAUTION: THE FOLLOWING FILE WAS WRITTEN BY [DATA EXPUNGED]. [DATA EXPUNGED] IS CHEF AT SITE-DE19.
Item #: SCP-550-DE-J
Object Class: Arschon
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-550-DE-J must not be contained under any circumstances. Once someone happens to find this beast, shoot it, bump it off, terminate it. Banish it to the moon or space. Technically, we could contain it within an electrical vacuum, but even that is too dangerous … (See Incident Diarrhea).
Description: Why should I describe that beast? Everybody knows what a boar looks like. Okay, all right. For the sake of formality, I will describe it.
SCP-550-DE-J is a boar (Sus scrofa), also known as feral pig. That beast Visually, it is an ordinary even-toed ungulate of the swine family (Suidae) and looks like a usual domestic pig. The boar has a size of 173 centimeters and weighs 197 kilograms. The age is unknown. Hopefully, this beast is dying a wretched death by itself, before blowing us up. Excrements produced by SCP-550-DE-J are made of antimatter. In most cases, the SCP-550-DE-J instance will shit heaps of pure antimatter weighing 0.5 kilograms to 1.5 kilograms. Said heaps are annihilated immediately. Luckily, that crap didn't annihilate during the transport of SCP-550-DE-J, would've been pretty crappy otherwise.
Discovery: A chef from Site-DE19 was searching for truffles for the cafeteria and came across the boar by accident within the outdoor area. How it ended up there remains unknown to this day. Either way, the chef approached the boar and then only an explosion was seen on the camera recordings. The excretions apparently annihilated and the chef… Let's say, got vaporized. An MTF was organized in the aftermath. MTF DE-19 “The Chefs”, with the goal of locating, killing, and turning the animal into fresh meat and ham. No, not into SCP-055-DE-J, but into normal ham. Unfortunately, the mission failed during Incident Diarrhea and I seem to be the last member of MTF DE-19 “The Chefs”, howsoever… I have no idea how I survived this shit.
Addendum:
Incident Diarrhea
Foreword: MTF DE-19 was tasked with containing the beast. Well, it went smoothly until it simply went awry. It was — in the truest sense of the word — shit.
Report: We started with seven men and women. We set off and tracked down SCP-550-DE-J. Then the first caught the pig with a trap. All was perfect, then we tried to collect it, followed by that beast shat onto the shoe of an MTF member. Yes, shat. As was mentioned in the description, however, that beast is shitting antimatter. There was a bang, and so the first member of our sevenfold group was gone. Shit happens, we continued and so far it all went well until that filthy animal got diarrhea. I don't know what, but it was definitely the runs of antimatter. At this point, I'd like to mention that 0.7 kilogram of antimatter are have way more explosive power than an atomic bomb. I think there's no need to mention what kind of crap that was. It was diarrhea. A cloud. Boom. Dead. Game over. At the end of the operation, it was clear that MTF DE-19 “The Chefs” was obliterated and I am the sole survivor. I don't know how, but shit. I could have done without that.
Final Remarks: [DATA EXPUNGED] was given amnestic treatment afterwards and transferred to the Site-DE19 cafeteria. Meanwhile, the security recordings of the video cameras was examined and SCP-550-DE-J seen munching on a discarded package of sugar-free, chill-flavored vegan gummy bears. WHO PUT THEIR TRASH THERE???!!!