Credits
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Original: http://scpko.wikidot.com/scp-569-ko
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Image: The pill image is from https://pxhere.com/en/photo/1293861, and is public domain
The VHS photo was made by adding text to a scene from https://youtu.be/sp571uEnWpg, which said "you can download it to use in your own projects.".
| Item #: SCP-569-KO | Security Clearance Applied |
| Object Class: Safe | Assigned Department: DoSCD1 |
Special Containment Procedures
SCP-569-KO instances are to be kept in secure storage at containment facilities near the discovery points, such as Site-145K or Site-Aleph. Its human consumers are currently managed according to the Limited Energy Securing Protocol (Refer to Addendum 4). Should the existence or transport of uncontained SCP-569-KO be detected in public, it is to be retrieved immediately. Tracking down of GoIs and individuals related to SCP-569-KO is ongoing.
Description
Few pills of SCP-569-KO
SCP-569-KO refers to roughly 300 pills of transparent yellow color created by "dado," a PoI and para-pharmacologist. SCP-569-KO was found contained in a plastic bottle wrapped in several gold-colored aluminum foils, along with a crude drawing of a sun and the phrase "geumtaeyang2 ntr by dado" inscribed onto it.
Research revealed a second GoI was involved in the production of SCP-569-KO, other than dado; GoI-669 ("Caldeira").3. This group requested dado to create a product related to the "Netorare4" genre and offered it to special customers, but did not ultimately release it as official goods.
SCP-569-KO's bottle also enclosed the following manual.
dado pill ordered by caldera
with this pill u too can easily enjoy ntr
feed this pill 2 ur lover then boom body changes 2 geumtaeyang ntr
there might have more special service if you wait a bit
Upon consumption by a human in a romantic relationship, its anomalous effects manifest, and the subject (hereafter referred to as SCP-569-KO-1) goes through rapid changes. Firstly, over the first 3-5 seconds following ingestion, the atoms constituting the body's entire epidermis gain numerous electrons, neutrons, and protons through ecto-entropic means, transforming into gold atoms.
Next, after a series of ecto-entropic processes, all particles within SCP-569-KO-1's body become hydrogen of extreme density and temperature, and the transformation concludes. Subsequently, the hydrogen atoms within the body naturally go through nuclear fusion, releasing thermal energy. Hydrogens produced through the process above have a very low Hume stability, and thus owing to the law of Hume-Stevenson, nuclear fusion is more active and long-lasting. The current estimate is that each SCP-569-KO-1 instance can supply enough electricity for five cities for 200 years. Once all hydrogens are converted into helium over 150 years, and helium are all converted into carbon over 50 years, SCP-569-KO-1 is presumed to halt all activities, having exhausted all fuel.
During and after such processes, SCP-596-KO-1 appears to remain conscious. Also, despite being composed entirely of gold or hydrogen particles, it can move, sense, and vocalize, though with some difficulty. The type of sensation given affects the amount of energy the subject releases. Refer to Addendum 3 for details.
Addendum-1: Chat Log
While investigating a series of reports of "sighting a humanoid golden object of extreme temperature," the Foundation obtained the following material, a chat log between dado and a member of Caldeira.
helloiamdado entered the chat.
CarlDare entered the chat.
Hello, this is the Caldeira person who contacted you last time.
You're that Dado, right? Doing medicine manufacturing business?
yes u right dado is me tell me whatever it is u want
pls forgive weird words dado shift key broken
Sure, of course.
Anyway, we are an establishment called Caldeira, and we use anomalies to offer erotic services.
Such things are requestable, too, right?
of course yes dado once sold pill what make old and horny
Ooh, that's nice. You really are a Jack of all trades.
Have you ever heard of NTR?
what is ntr
Hmm..
Think of it like, so there's a lovely couple somewhere, but then a geumtaeyang shows up and steals the lover from the other and all that
oh dado is stem dude dado know geumtaeyang
And a geumtaeyang is
Oh so you know that.
I don't get what's it got to do with STEM
but yeah, easier for me to explain.
so basicaly lose lover in geumtaeyang
Right
Some common clichés are like
One day, the lover suddenly disappears, and after a few weeks, a mysterious videotape arrives.
The videotape shows the lover being all tied up, humiliated, bullied and all.
mmm interesting
But in the end, the lover tends to end up giving in to the pleasure.
The stealing person sometimes also teases the person who lost their lover
ok it a bit bold but dado possible make geumtaeyang
so people like what of ntr
dado need market research
Well, first off, some people get aroused by the "getting stolen" thing itself
And even if they don't, characters in NTR pieces just tend to be real hot.
ooh hot
dado now know well what ntr is
So, we would like some pills that enable easy experience of such genre.
When will the pills be ready?
no need 2 wait
dado already done make geumtaeyang ntr pill
Really?
I heard the words, but you really are lightening fast.
dado already send pill too
open drawer right behind u
Wait but how did you
dado service is ultra fast
took money from ur wallet thx for no negotiate price
helloiamdado left the chat.
Addendum-2: Interview Log
On July 30th, 2023, while interviewing Jean-Pierre Ulliel, low-ranking personnel of GoI-669, held in custody at Site-06-3, Lorraine, France, information clearly about SCP-569-KO was mentioned. This interview log was inserted below for further investigation.
Interview date: 2023/08/01
Interviewee: Jean-Pierre Ulliel, PoI-6980
Location: Site-06-3
<Omitted>
Dr. Brancowitz: Wait, pills that turn people into… gold? Could you elaborate?
PoI-6980: Oh, so you lot know that piece of headache too? Guess you must've already contained it. Some bizarre items they are.
Dr. Brancowitz: No need for you to know that, so just talk.
PoI-6980: Well, sure, it's nothing much important. You might already know, but we ordered those pills from someone called dado. He's no more than a simple quack.
Dr. Brancowitz: Are the anomalous properties as intended by Caldeira?
PoI-6980: Seriously? Think, doc, think. Caldeira is a network of establishments greater than any other para-technological business. A provider of vast services and experiences. But what good is there in transforming our customers into a sun? What kind of "splendid" experience is that? That "dado" must have mistaken something. Or sabotage, perhaps.
Dr. Brancowitz: Calm down.
Three seconds of silence.
PoI-6980: Well— sure. Anyway, we either got scammed or ended up like such. People took the pill having no idea what kind of catastrophe would happen, and became infuriated. What's more, some of them were our customers to whom we sent the pre-release items. He really stained our name. That bastard.
Dr. Brancowitz: Then what was the pill's original purpose?
PoI-6980: Well, you might have guessed, but it was for experiencing NTR.
Dr. Brancowitz: NTR?
PoI-6980: It goes by a different name in every corner of the world, but it's also strangely popular, whether it's an expression of masochism or a simple enjoyment of the narrative. Why on Earth would us Caldeira refuse to offer such a popular service? It might seem stupid to you eggheads, but wouldn't this be a pleasure-seeking human's dignity? Right?
PoI-6980 sighs.
PoI-6980: If it wasn't for the pills being nuts, not only would it have been a huge success, it could have been one of the most excellent products yet.
Dr. Brancovitz: Uhh… Okay, thank you for the cooperation, Ulliel. Until next time.
Addendum-3: Test Log
The following observations and tests were made to understand and analyze SCP-569-KO's nature. See this document for the complete test log.
Test Subject: D-29109 (Male, 59, had consumed SCP-569-KO before the Foundation had found the subject)
Test: A basic SCP-569-KO manifester
Result: The subject goes through perpetual nuclear fusion, the maximum temperature increasing at an abnormal rate, briefly reaching an interior temperature of 3900°K and gaining an orange hue. Such properties are commonly observed from a K-type main-sequence star.
Test Subject: D-95909 (Female, 25, had consumed SCP-569-KO before the Foundation had found the subject)
Test: Use SRA for artificial impediment of transition from the above state.
Result: No notable change. However, the outward flow of some extreme temperature increase was controlled.
Test Subject: D-39800 (Male, 39)
Test: Notify the presence of observers to the subject in the above state and proceed with the test.
Result: Sudden temperature increase immediately became frequent, occurring every three seconds. In the meantime, the subject continuously wriggled, started screaming, and, lastly, had a sudden temperature rise and emitted white light everywhere.
Test Subject: D-65006 (Male, 80)
Test: Showed the subject's lover's photo from the above state, then played her audio recording and recorded the reaction.
Result: Sudden increase in temperature sprung rapidly. The subject squirmed and screamed, and the temperature rapidly increased, almost causing a breach in the secure facility. At this time, the subject emitted blue light for 39 seconds before screaming while emitting high temperature and violet light.
Addendum-4: Utilization Log
After consistent research, the Division of Sustainable Containment Development5 executed a utilization proposal of SCP-569-KO and its adjunct instances. The content is as follows.
Division of Sustainable Containment Development Report
[Omitted]
The ectoentropic nature of SCP-569-KO's high thermal energy was proven with thorough research, and compared to the "artificial sun" nuclear fusion system of the normal world, it is theoretically much more inexpensive and has superior energy-releasing capacity. Although SCP-569-KO brings about uncontrollably high temperatures, mega-facilities such as Site-19 that can sufficiently handle such temperatures can well overcome this problem. Moreover, SCP-569-KO-1 can also function as a power source for such mega-facilities.
With these bases, we propose employing SCP-569-KO-1 instances as power sources for several facilities. While an SCP-569-KO-1 instance's maintenance cost is effectively zero assuming a containment facility capable of control exists, the amount of electricity obtainable through it is boundless. Even with the electricity extracted from SCP-569-KO-1's minimum heat, it was possible to power more than 10 Foundation equipment with a high energy consumption rate, such as SRAs, for a week.
In addition, we confirmed SCP-569-KO-1's control measure through testing. Although the fact that we do now know much about SCP-569-KO's creator may be frightening, SCP-569-KO is clearly a drug with a commercial purpose, on the other hand. Such purpose was established upon a specific erotic genre, follows the narrative plot of this genre, and it has been clearly confirmed that satisfying certain clichés in real life can lead to SCP-569-KO-1 emitting much stronger light and heat.
Therefore, Foundation personnel can reenact the situations below to increase SCP-569-KO-1's efficiency, which could also be included in the Special Containment Procedures. Some examples of the situation are as follows.
- Expose SCP-569-KO-1 to photos or voices of families, friends, or especially former lovers during the civilian state. SCP-569-KO-1 reacted to this with evident arousal or strong auto-nuclear fusion. If such procedures are ineffective, Foundation editing technology could be used to twist the supplied voices' context, giving a disgusted tone. Such a course of action was also derived from the aforementioned genre's plot.
- Or instead, mockery/disgust toward Foundation personnel. Since SCP-569-KO-1 and Foundation personnel are likely to have never met, it isn't entirely clear what effect this action would have on SCP-569-KO's ethics. However, comparing SCP-569-KO's apparent actions to that of the literary genre suggests it will cause considerable demoralization or compunction.
- Electromagnetic interference toward SCP-569-KO-1
- Direct description of the subject's current state to itself. Such actions are also likely to lead to demoralization or compunction.
- Direct adoption of media of such genre.
- Direct adoption of media of such genre through electromagnetic interference toward SCP-569-KO-1.
This proposal was rejected in most facilities but was limitedly authorized and used in certain sites such as extradimensional or underwater facilities.
[Omitted]
The aforementioned procedure was continued and was able to increase the energy acquisition amount by more than 40%.
However, possibly due to repeatedly giving the same kind of stimulation, SCP-569-KO-1 instances are becoming increasingly insensitive to stimulations, thus lessening the energy efficiency. To prevent this, a skilled Foundation team is to study the aforementioned genre and consistently develop new efficiency-enhancing methods.
To this end, literary and media experts comprehensive in such genre shall be preferentially assigned to this work, and personnel in charge will be given money to access civilian material of such genre.
Addendum-5: Major Incident Log
June 6th, 2024, all SCP-569-KO-1 instances secured by Foundation abruptly disappeared from their place. Limited Energy Securing Protocol was immediately halted, and an investigation was launched to locate the SCP-569-KO-1 instances' whereabouts. The traces of spacial distortion found in the containment chambers indicated the instances are likely to have been teleported elsewhere, and it was discovered that instances not owned by the Foundation(e.g., Owned by Caldiera, privately owned) also disappeared, but no further progress was made.
Five weeks later, all SCP-569-KO-1's former lovers received a videotape, each containing similar videos. Each item was delivered using Amazon Prime, and all attempts to trace back the sender met with failure. The items were mostly recovered, and it did not lead to a major containment breach because almost none of the receivers possessed a videotape player.
The transcript of the video is as follows.
[BEGIN LOG]
(The screen fades in and the following text is shown. Someone with a voice print matching that of dado recites it.)
A screenshot of the start of the video
(The screen briefly shakes before changing to a small room. Right in front of the camera are dado and a single golden hamster, and further back is an SCP-569-KO-1 which is the receiver's former lover, entirely tied up in duct tape. Somehow, dado and the hamster receive no damage from SCP-569-KO-1's heat.)
dado: Ooh dado now take out something huge. Pay good attention.
(dado takes out two huge sweet potatoes(Ipomoea batatas) from his pocket. He pierces them with a skewer of unknown material, then points it toward SCP-569-KO-1 to start cooking the sweet potatoes.)
dado: Fufu one could use this heat to boil water to spin turbines and collect massive energy, but now is only for roast sweet potato. What a big humiliation.
(The sweet potato rapidly gets cooked, and dado retrieves the skewer. He removes the two roasted sweet potatoes, then brings them close up to the camera and slowly peels them off. The sweet potatoes' insides of vivid yellow color are presented on the camera.)
dado: Yummy yellow roasted sweet potato done! One is for dado, would the other one for your lover? Wrong! Dado's business partner Robert Mitchell will go om nom nom on it. Your lover tape tied so no resist possible. How sad. (Imitates bringing his ears toward the hamster) Ooh, what Mr. Mitchell? Did you say dado must be so evil not give such delicious food? Yes this is the very power of dado never underestimate dado again.
(SCP-569-KO-1 emits intense blue light through the tape.)
dado: Ooh very powerful reaction. Temperature of 8000 Kelvin and atmospheric pressure of 150 billion was too much stimulation for your lover. Oh yes your lover like more this than being with you6.
(dado swallows the rest of the sweet potato whole.)
dado: Then please continue use dado product a lot. Thank you customers!
[END LOG]
The analysis confirmed that the video featured actual SCP-569-KO-1 instances. All SCP-569-KO-1 instances are presumed to be currently possessed by dado. An operation to resecure them is underway.