Item #: SCP-666-JP-J
Object Class: even Keter is too mild
Special Containment Procedures: Because of its inexpressible and formidable characteristics, information about SCP-666-JP-J is disclosed only to the personnel assigned to the object. 1 hapless level 3 personnel and 2 or more tragic Class D personnel are to be assigned to SCP-666-JP-J. Once a day, class D personnel assigned to the object are to polish the sinisterly shining jet-black SCP-666-JP-J with a soft cloth, to overcome their fears.
Description: It is daunting to even document SCP-666-JP-J because of its bloodcurdling appearance, but if I had to choose a description, heedless of my life, I would say it looks like a black bowling ball. SCP-666-JP-J, which is terrifying, even when saying its name, has the terrible ability which observes the movements of all persons who try to describe it. When they express SCP-666-JP-J with a fearless or despising expression, oh god, it will teleport to their vital organs such as the heart or brain and displace them, Jesus! It will occur no matter what form of communication the object is described in, such as textual, vocal, or electronic communication and it is impossible to escape from the evil power of SCP-666-JP-J.
SCP-666-JP-J will teleport to nearby person's neighbourhood at random unless someone polishes it daily with awe and worship, oh my god!
The composition of SCP-666-JP-J is the same as a normal bowling ball, unbelievable!
All attempts to destroy SCP-666-JP-J failed, how could they!?
SCP-666-JP-J can only hurt persons who try to express it, merciful however horrible.
SCP-666-JP-J can teleport only when attacking someone, or when it is unpolished for more than a day, horrible.
SCP-666-JP-J's teleportation ability isn't limited by distances or obstacles horrible.
I guess it's safe if I add "horrible" to the end of my sentences horrible.
I'll try again horrible.
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