SCP-CN-007

Item #: SCP-CN-007

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: Except with the permission of the Project Lead or 4/CN-007 clearance, personnel are not to enter SCP-CN-007-A. Personnel with clearance are not to remain within the object for more than 30 minutes.

In view of the object's immovability, Site-CN-7 has been constructed around the object to cover up its existence. Civilians attempting to approach its location are to be turned away under the premise of rockslide risk.

Description: SCP-CN-007-A is an anomalous building located on the outskirts of ▇▇▇, Jiangsu, China. Its interior appears to be an ordinary residence. Despite SCP-CN-007-A's exterior appearing as if it has been built within the last 10 years, investigation has revealed that no new buildings have been constructed in this area in the past 50 years.

SCP-CN-007-A possesses a moderate anomalous compulsive effect that causes personnel to want to enter the object. However, this effect can be resisted by changing the object of focus. The anomalous effects typically manifest as the following: When a subject enters SCP-CN-007-A, they will observe some SCP-CN-007-B entities outside the building through all connections with the outside world (such as doors and windows). Such effects cannot be observed from the exterior of the object.

SCP-CN-007-B is the collective designation for anomalous entities appearing within SCP-CN-007-A. SCP-CN-007-B appear to be the limbs organs or tissues of a large unknown entity. They do not possess the capability to cause harm, but appear to possess a certain degree of sapience, and will appear to offer services to personnel entering the object, such as large hand-like appendages appearing near the door to take off the subject's jacket. During these "services", personnel within the object will hear a source of unknown origin using extremely formal Mandarin Chinese (Putonghua) explaining the service performed by the SCP-CN-007-B object. (See Experiment Log CN-007)

All attempts to analyze SCP-CN-007-B's DNA or bone structure have failed for various regions; it is currently only possible to determine what organ the object corresponds to through visual observation.

+ Experiment Log (Excerpt)

• Format:

Experiment 007-x：
Test Personnel: person entering SCP-CN-007
Location: location where SCP-CN-007-B physically manifests
Service: service performed by SCP-CN-007-B
Spoken Content: description of service performed

Experiment 007-2:
Test Personnel: D-1712
Location: Window #1
Service: A hand-like organ picks up a handkerchief and wipes the sweat off D-1712's head, then disappears.
Spoken Content: You are currently experiencing a complimentary sweat-wiping service from OB Media! Look at those nimble hands, picking up that towel! That sweet feeling envelops you, clearing off the sweat accumulated from hours of hard work little by little, bringing you that longed-for comfort, like a vortex of cold wind spinning across your forehead, freezing cold. One of the best feelings in the multiverse.

Experiment 007-11:
Test Personnel: D-1712
Location: Kitchen drain
Service: A tail-like organ manifests from the drain and pulls the subject's waste into the drain, then disappears.
Spoken Content: Look! One of the tails of the White Dragon! Full of technique, the soft, boneless tail coils around the waste and clears it, almost like an art! Your OB Media cooperative ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ gives you the most comfortable home service, giving the waste you don't need the best experience in the multiverse — being captured by the White Dragons!

Experiment 007-21:
Test Personnel: D-1712
Location: Window #2
Service: A large ear manifests, with an eye-like structure in the middle, and begins to broadcast loud static noise.
Spoken Content: You have received the most exciting, wonderful, [UNCLEAR] listening experience in the whole [UNCLEAR]! The White Dragon is using its proudest transmission ability to [REDACTED], bringing you the music of the whole multiverse! You are free to purchase the full version of OB Media's "White Dragon Services"! ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ will bring you the most comfortable services as your personal assistant and caretaker!
Note: D-1712 expressed extreme surprise, and requested to leave the object. This request was denied.

Experiment 007-35:
Test Personnel: D-1712
Location: Toilet drain
Service: A tongue-like organ manifests and [DATA EXPUNGED]
Spoken Content: Hey! A promotional ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇ service for yours truly, from from OB Media! Your [DATA EXPUNGED] and [DATA EXPUNGED]! Quickly call ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ to purchase the full version and enjoy full services!

Experiment 007-36:
Test Personnel: D-1712
Location: Living room skylight
Service: A hand manifests from the ceiling to provide a knotted rope. After the subject places its head on it, [DATA EXPUNGED]
Spoken Content: The greatest hanging method of the White Dragons! Who's the best at suicide technology? A "White Dragon Service" from ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇ recommended by OB Media! The strong, healthy muscle pulls the rope straight, crushing your weak, fragile neck. You will leave this world without feeling any pain, with the help of the White Dragon! Your suicide method will soon be the coolest in the multiverse! ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇! Call now — the full version is much better!
The White Dragons are the most subjectively-minded race in the multiverse. Please enjoy their pity and assistance as you wish.
Come again! This is the experience you deserve!

Addendum: Investigation into the possibly-existent Group of Interest "OB Media" is currently ongoing.