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Item #: SCP-CN-213-J

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-CN-213-J is currently contained in Aquarium 2 in Site-CN-34. Every two days, the maintanance crew are required to change the water in the tank, and unicellular algae are provided as the subject's food on a regular basis. If the subject enters an Active state, any Site-CN-34 personnel that discovers this must immediately report to Agent with Level 1 security clearances or higher to return the subject to the containment aquarium.

Description: SCP-CN-213-J is an instance of Panopea generosa, a species of shellfish classified as Mollusca Phylum, Bivalvia Class, Myoida Order, Hiatellidae Family, Panopea Genus, commonly known as "Geoducks" (pronounced /ˈɡuːiˌdʌk/, or “gooey duck” in English ).

In the subject's inactive state, any attempt to initate verbal communication with the subject will be answered with the response ''Why don't you ask… the Magic Geoduck?(你为什么不去问问神奇象拔蚌呢?)'' in Chinese Mandarin. X-ray examination has discovered a mutation in the lower end the subject's tentacles, suggesting these are the origin of its anomalous ability to vocalize.

In the subject's active state, the subject will vanish from its containment tank via an unknown method and reappear in the vicinity an item which the subject considers "sexual suggestive", and begin making vocalizations concerning the item and it's owner with a "suggestive" tone. (View Incident Log-213-alpha)

The subject was recovered from ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇, an all-girl school after receiving reports about ''A strange sea creature talking inappropriately'' from multiple all-female high schools, junior high schools and kindergartens in the area.

Incident Log-213-alpha

Subject's Location: In the chalk tray on the blackboard in Site-CN-34 canteen with "Sausage Paella" written on it.

Subject's Comment: Save the men, say no to Sausage Paella!

Note: The subject was taken back to Aquarium 2 by Agent ▇▇ Chen who prevented it from being cooked by the canteen's staff.

Subject's Location: Beside a "personal massager" in Agent Wang's equipment locker at Site-CN-34 .

Subject's Comment: Aren't you worried you future husband will unable to satisfy you like this XL-sized [REDACTED] does?

Note: Agent Wang's attempt to neutralize the subject was stopped by a MTF agent on location, and the subject was successfully relocated back to Aquarium 2. Agent Wang requested reassignment from Site-CN-34 that afternoon. The application has been approved.

Subject's Location: Near Researcher ▇▇▇▇▇▇'s mobile phone at her desk. The lock screen on the phone was a selfie taken by Researcher ▇▇▇▇▇▇.

Subject's Comment: Ten points if you let me [REDACTED] you, and 0 if not.

Note: The subject was sent back to Aquarium 2 by researchers who shared office with Researcher ▇▇▇▇▇▇. ▇▇▇▇▇▇ was not informed of this incident.

Subject's Location: Site-CN-34, Researcher Dr. Hannah's High School yearbook in her bookshelf. The book was open to a page saying where a classmate had written "After my graduation I will return to my hometown in Texas, be sure to visit me if you have spare time, Hannah! Cause 'Everything' is bigger in Texas! "

Subject's Comment: Everything is even bigger with a Panopea abrupta!

Note: After [DATA EXPUNGED], the subject was inactive for a full 60 days after being returned to containment.

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