SCP-CN-937-J

Item #: SCP-CN-937-J

Object Class: Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-CN-937-J-1 is stored in a 60cm×60cm×60cm storage box in Site-19, with a security camera and light source installed on the interior. Personnel entering the room containing the storage box may not bring in electronic devices. The security camera is not to be connected to the SCPS databases or any personal electronic devices.

The location at which SCP-CN-937-J is located has been bought by the Foundation. The windows have been demolished and replaced with concrete walls. Personnel entering the building may not bring in electronic devices. Costs of mass-producing SCP-CN-937-J-1 shall be paid for by SCPS Finance Department.

Personnel with Level 4 clearance or lower may not understand details pertaining to SCP-CN-937-J.

Description: SCP-CN-937-J is a white flush toilet located in [Please contact RAISA supervisor for specific address]. Under standard conditions, SCP-CN-937-J has no detectable anomalous properties. However, when photographed or videographed, the object will transform into an infohazard. Printed photographs of the object are designated SCP-CN-937-J-1.

SCP-CN-937-J has a secondary anomalous effect such that when an electronic device displays SCP-CN-937-J or SCP-937-J-1, the object displaying the image or live video will become an equal mass of excrement¹². This effect does not occur for humans or any other organisms capable of sight, and personnel are able to view photographs as normal. SCP-CN-937-J's anomalous effects extend to the majority of electronic devices' functions, including but not limited to:

• Photography using a smartphone or digital camera; the effect begins when SCP-CN-937-J enters the frame.
• Viewing SCP-CN-937-J-1 on an electronic device. Merely storing the file does not trigger the anomalous effect.
• Copying SCP-CN-937-J-1 by taking a photo of it.
• Scaling SCP-CN-937-J-1, as long as SCP-CN-937-J-1 remains in frame.

Because SCP-CN-937-J has caused monetary and data losses for the Foundation, all experimentation with SCP-CN-937-J is currently forbidden. -RAISA Supervisor

The remainder of the document is for 4/RAISA clearance eyes only

Notice from the Foundation Recordkeeping and Information Security Administration

Weaponization of SCP-CN-937 is ready. Joint research with the Artificial Intelligence Applications Division has produced a closed-loop system that automatically directs attackers infiltrating the Foundation databases to the camera monitoring SCP-CN-937-1. This has the added advantage of eliminating risks of Foundation personnel being affected by SCP-CN-937 by mistake.

Based on intelligence gathered by spies in the Global Occult Coalition, this firewall serves its purpose extremely well. Effects on other Groups of Interest are currently unknown. We are currently attempting to spread knowledge of this firewall to all Foundation sites.

To avoid unnecessary panic and leakage of information, this infohazard is to be referred to as SCP-CN-937-J until a better solution is found.

— David Rosen, RAISA Overseer

Footnotes

1. That is, poop.

2. The anomaly's rate of effect depends on the object displaying the image, and continues after closing the image, typically taking less than 10 minutes.