Item Number: SCP-CN-999-J
Object Class: Euclid Safe Neutralized Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Item is to be contained in the research lab of the Memetics Division, where the meme is analyzed and deciphered, anti-meme programs are developed, and weaponization is attempted. Researchers should view the text through other means to avoid infection.
Description: SCP-CN-999-J is a piece of A4 paper with handwritten cognitohazardous text, originally found on a desk at Site-CN-██. After reading the project, Foundation personnel will continue to be negative and produce negative emotions, such as depression, low self-esteem, remorse, — feeling that the money is not enough — and so on. Great impact on staff morale. No means, including amnestics, can negate the effects that have occurred. Multiple readings will cause the reader to use various means to escape from their workplace.
If you know the content of the text in advance through other channels, the impact of reading the original text will be greatly reduced.
Object was destroyed during Incident "999-J-B", and is considered neutralized.
Addendum #999-1:
(front)
To all who read this paper——
Whether it is the foundation, the Chaos Insurgency, the Church of the Broken God, the Chinese Abnormal Society, the Mana Charity Foundation, or the circus or other abnormal organizations, please read this information!
The Global Occult Coalition is recruiting!
Friends, are you tired of watching all kinds of people line up to lose their lives?
Tired of programs you have to follow carefully to avoid them?
Tired of being a member of some containment group rustling in the dark?
Tired of being duped by ruthless machinations at the top?
Tired of condemning your own conscience?
Tired of being a coward?
Tired of seeing nothing on your payroll card every payday, like it was at the end of last month?
In short, if you who are looking at this paper now have any dissatisfaction with your current position and organization——
come here! us!
Even cooler! stronger! more directly!
more handsome! More manly! More humane!
We are the police of the dark world, the big brother of the abnormal organization!
We don't trick anyone into dying to test a piece of shit stats, and we don't condone anything that kills someone! We will not harm innocent individuals in any name!
We don't try to keep or even adopt something that threatens human reproduction, but destruction! destroy! destroy!
And we!
No! often! have! money!
from! No! drag! owe!
What? how do we know Don't be kidding, which organization has no spies from other forces, and your CN branch has become a joke in the anomalous circle of the Pan-Asian region.
If you are interested, please contact us on ██ every month!
The Global Occult Coalition is committed to protecting human beings under the influence of any individual, any situation, and any force.
We will save the world! Then win this endless war!
Protect everyone!
Welcome!
Sincerely ██
(back side)
Contact location: confidential
Contact information: confidential
Contact Date: Confidential
Oh by the way, if you're a library-basedanomalous lackeymember of the Serpent's Hand, listen to me-
Die! Bitchi!
Addendum #999-2:
Experiment A - Date ██/██/2018)
Project:Test the effect of SCP-CN-999-J on ordinary people
Method: Have D-4896 read SCP-CN-999-J
Result: Test subject is illiterate
Analysis:—Mistakes. —
Experiment B - Date ██/██/2018)
Project:Test the effect of SCP-CN-999-J on ordinary people
Method: Have D-4423 read SCP-CN-999-J
Result: Test subject found this to be a beautiful poem. Feel refreshed after reading.
Analysis: The meme appears to have no effect on the average person. And different identities read different information.
Experiment C - Date ██/██/2018)
Project:Test the effect of SCP-CN-999-J on other anomalous organization personnel
Method: Order the captured Chaos Insurgency agents to read SCP-CN-999-J
Result: After the test subject finished reading, he looked at the experimenter suspiciously and said in a low voice, "Yes, when will we do it?"
Analysis: [DATA EXPUNGED]
Experiment D - Date ██/██/2018)
Project: Test SCP-CN-999-J's effect on other sites
Method: [DATA EXPUNGED]
Result: Caused the largest loss of personnel since the establishment of Site-CN-██.
Analysis: Dr. ██ is a spy for another organization, has been arrested and tortured.
Addendum #999-3:
Researcher ██ of the memetics department did not feel depressed when reading the item, and said that the extremely vulgar language, mockery and abuse throughout the article made him extremely angry. When reading the reverse side, the item suddenly exploded within two seconds, and researcher ██ died after rescue efforts failed.
Are the butchers his [REDACTED] papers going to explode? ——Researcher—The Serpent's Hand spy ██'s last words
It is unclear whether the project was infiltrated by hostile forces, or whether the goc deliberately disrupted the temporary peace. But I personally prefer the former, because in my impression goc is not all two [REDACTED], if someone does this, they will definitely be stopped. ——Dr. Bai
Every word punishes the heart! unacceptable! It turns out that the gocs are all such people! I want to apply to go undercover! Destroy them all! ——Dr. Long
The location of our site seems to be exposed, let's move. —O5-█
Alright, call the O5 Council for a vote. If this proposal passes, you are responsible for raising funds. — O5-1
Note: The director of the site where the project is located tried to contact the relevant person in charge of goc, but the other party refused to admit that it was related to the project, and refused to announce the salaries of its staff.
Note 2: In view of the fact that the only SCP-CN-999-J has been destroyed, and its uniqueness cannot be guaranteed, it is reclassified as uncontained. And the meme may break out again, the object level has been raised to Keter, and a task force has been formed to continue tracking around the world.
