| Item #: SCP-ES-122 |
Level 3/ES-122 |
| Object Class: Safe |
Classified |
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-ES-122 is to be be stored on the local server of the Site-313 Technology Research Section. No other copy of SCP-ES-122 is currently known.
Requests for testing with SCP-ES-122 must be handled by the Site-313 Technology Research Section administration. Any testing with SCP-ES-122-A shall be conducted by a programmer familiar with SCP-ES-122-A (approximately 6+ months of experience with ES-122).
Description:
SCP-ES-122 is an anomalous multi-purpose software only executable on computers with operating systems derived from GNU/Linux. SCP-ES-122 instances comprise a single executable file called greengrocer.exe. Although GNU/Linux-derived distributions are not capable of executing files with the .exe extension, opening the program will start an installer that will take the user through a series of steps to install the software. The following text was extracted from the "Terms and Conditions" of SCP-ES-122:
Hey, dude.
Maybe you're not reading this because you're one of those hillbillies who clicks "Next" without reading the terms and conditions, but I don't give a damn.
If you are reading this, congratulations, you're a cautious guy. Now listen up, bud: I am not responsible for the effects you have on your life when making your moves with this program. If a carnivorous plant bites off your head and kisses your mother-in-law's nose, tough luck. You should have been more careful. Whatever happens, don't come running to me.
That being said, enjoy the show.
When SCP-ES-122 is installed, it runs under the name "greatGreenishGreenery v1.0.1". SCP-ES-122 has a variety of options that can only be used when a male-male USB cable is connected to the executing device. While SCP-ES-122 is running, the USB cable must be inserted into any plant (which invariably will end up being pierced by the connector).
Once a plant is connected via the USB cable, different types of data will be transferred to the device used. Depending on the size of the plant, the amount of data varies with a recorded maximum of about 8 terabytes. Through its options, SCP-ES-122 is able to analyze the genetic traits, history, symbology, among other characteristics of the connected plant.
SCP-ES-122 has a programming language called SCP-ES-122-A, denoted by the software itself as Lotto. SCP-ES-122-A is dynamic typing and object-oriented. Unlike other standard programming languages, SCP-ES-122-A uses words and abbreviations derived from Spanish as keywords, which allude to the general purpose of SCP-ES-122. Although SCP-ES-122-A works with extremely complex data, it is designed to extract the data in such a way that the complete structure of the plants is represented without using genetic sequences, or represent each cell as a single component.
Each connected plant will register in the device used as a series of folders with subfiles and source code written in SCP-ES-122-A. The modification of these files will have a direct impact on the plant, changing its biochemistry, anatomy, etc. Errors in the source code will invariably result in a rapid decrease in the Hume level of the plant from the error margin to completely cover it, leading to its subsequent disintegration if the source code is not debugged.
Addendum 01: SCP-ES-122 Testing Log
The following log is a summary of experiments performed with SCP-ES-122-A. For more information, personnel may see the extended SCP-ES-122 Testing Log.
| Test No. 3 |
Plant: Aloe vera |
| Modified File: « sheets\main.fall » Modified leaf color. |
| The instance progressively changed from its characteristic green color to a crimson tone. |
| Test No. 8 |
Plant: Aloe vera |
| Modified File: « inflorescence\flowers.oto » Modified outcrop. |
| During the outcrop, the flowers of the plant did not open, instead expanding until they exploded. |
| Test No. 11 |
Plant: Mammilloydia candida |
| Modified file: « structure\body.oto » Body vector modified. |
| After 2 weeks, the plant took a toroidal shape. |
| Test No. 17 |
Plant: Rosa californica |
| Modified file: « petals\main.oto » Parameter of number of petals modified. |
| For 1 hour and 45 minutes, the number of plant petals changed every 4 minutes following the Fibonacci sequence. After the first hour, the number of petals grown was uncontrollable. Since the incineration of these did not change the next cycle of petal growth, a new modification was made to the plant stopping the addition of new petals. |
| Test No. 25 |
Plant: Instances of SCP-392 |
| Modified File: « fruits\structure.oto » Modified fruit structure. |
| The plant fruited non-anomalous peaches. No other anomalous properties were found in the modified instance. |
| Test No. 27 |
Plant: Instances of SCP-ES-041-1 |
| Modified file: « fruits\main.fall » Increased nutritional value. |
| The plant produced several instances of SCP-ES-041-2 ten times larger than the original. When ingested, the exposed subjects presented a rapid increase in the level of sugar, vitamins, cholesterol and proteins in the blood, leading them to hepatorenal failure with deterioration of the arterial irrigation of the brain and myocardium. In spite of this, the oxygenation in the blood was sufficient to maintain breathing. At one point, the aforementioned levels stopped rising, maintaining a stable point (which would otherwise have started the process of putrefaction). The blood of the subject was transmuted, becoming a whitish gel with a composition similar to human milk but much denser. The subject suffered a notable cognitive deterioration and, despite remaining conscious, is unable to communicate. |
| Test No. 31 |
Plant: Trunk of Quercus ilex |
| Modified File: Only the file "trunk.oto" was found. Regular connectors with other processes and tree structures were not found. Created the file "roots.oto" and programmed for tree rooting. |
| The plant created roots of its own species, taking root in the soil of the place. The plant is under the supervision of the Site-313 Botanical Area. |
| Test No. 35 |
Plant: Aloe vera and Rosa californica |
| Modified File: Two instances of SCP-ES-122 were executed. The files « petals\main.oto » of R. californica and « leaves\principal.oto » of A. vera were mutually exchanged. Some sentences were modified. |
| The instance of A. vera began to turn its leaves over itself, modifying its texture and shape to that of the petals of R. californica. The petals of the R. californica became more pointed, thick and green, forming the characteristic rosette of the A. vera. |
| Test No. 39 |
Plant: Penicillium claviforme |
| Modified file: Impossible to analyze. |
| SCP-ES-122 failed to analyze the fungus. |
| Test No. 41 |
Plant: Quercus robur infected by Penicillium claviforme |
| Modified file: « mycorrhiza\main.oto ». Deleted the line attaching the plant and the fungus. |
| The fungus detached from the plant. |
Item History:
SCP-ES-122 was recovered from a raid at a meeting center of Holy Church of the Vine, in ██████, Chile. A total of 49 followers were captured; 5 died in the process. During the assault, 4 instances of modified local trees were eliminated. The instances possessed mobility through their roots and used their branches as arms. During their analysis, a nervous system similar to the human and tissues in their branches were found that allowed them to perceive the heat of the environment. Among the confiscated devices, the following conversation was recovered between the Stolon Alberto Peceros, and a subject identified as PoI-12077 ("Maximus").
Below is an excerpt from the conversation:
Who the fuck are you? Who gave you one of my numbers?
They told me to say "#dickslap" as a keyword, isn't that stupid?
Ah, I see you know people. Well, it might be sort of stupid, but everyone has a very cryptic keyword. It's what an artist does.
I've been told that you can make our plant research and culture progress faster. Is it true that you can make software to collect data?
That’s basic, dude. I can do that and more. You want plants to fight?
Eh, well… that would be interesting.
Say no more! Give me a few bucks and I'll do whatever you want. Send me your email and payment.
Well, can you make a software that compiles everything about our plants so I can list them?
Yes, I could. But hell, I'll do that and I'll even make you your own Wiki that you can edit with your weird stuff. It's going to be this database thing that you can link from the computer to the Wiki.
Oh, great! So how much would it cost?
I'm doing this cheaper because I'm bored out of my mind. 500 bucks and we got a deal.
Expensive, but it can be useful in the long run. Do you have a PayPal account or something?
Of course, I'll email it to you.
My email’s █████████@gmail.com.
I'm sending it to you now. Check your mail once in a while, it'll be complete in less than a week.
Don't thank me. I just want credit.
8 days later, Alberto Peceros received the following email, along with SCP-ES-122 attached, from the previous subject:
from: ███████████████@yieil.com
to: █████████@gmail.com
subject: Your Ecological Software
Greetings, dude!
I'm happy to present my creation to you. I will have your Wiki ready in a little while, sorry, but my other clients are a bit demanding. You can always contact me. If you know a friend who requires my services, don't hesitate to suggest me.
Sincerely,
~~~ Maximus
green.exe
After two days, Alberto Peceros sent a reply:
from: █████████@gmail.com
to: ███████████████@geemale.com
subject: Software Error
Greetings, dear Maximus.
This afternoon we had a small incident with your software. One of our colleagues tried to analyze one of our sacred plants and the soil, but he and the plant ended up disappearing. The place where they disappeared has now become a kind of "reality sphere", a place like a soap bubble.
We want answers.
Sincerely: Estolón Alberto Peceros.
"Maximus" responded a few hours later, along with a new version of SCP-ES-122:
from: ███████████████@geemale.com
to: █████████@gmail.com
subject: Your Ecological Software
Dude, what the fuck. Even a cross-eyed squirrel could use my program better than you and your little clique. Of course, they did the one thing any sane person wouldn't do. It only figures they don't know how to use my subtle programming language properly. I've limited the alteration of reality, since it’s obvious that you see this as a toy. Eat a dick.
With love,
~~~ Maximus
green.exe
