Item #: SCP-ES-4991-J
Object Class: IT'S A FUCKING HORRIFYING MONSTER, FUCK!
Special Containment Procedures: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE AND DON'T LOOK BACK! FIND A PLACE TO HIDE, THE FARTHER AWAY THE BETTER! AND NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, DON'T COME OUT OF YOUR HIDING PLACE UNTIL IT GOES SILENT! IF YOU SEE IT APPROACHING, DON'T ALLOW IT ANY TIME AND RUN AWAY! THERE'S NO WAY TO FIGHT IT, I'VE TRIED! JUST RUN, PERIOD!
Description: IS A GIGANTIC CREATURE, HALF RHINO HALF SNAKE HALF GOD KNOWS WHAT. IT'S LIKE THE DEVIL HAD A RAMPANT ORGY AND ALL OF HIS OFFSPRING MERGED INTO A SINGLE LIVING BEING! IT'S ALMOST ALWAYS SLEEPING IN THE KITCHEN, UNTIL SOMEONE COMES ALONG AND WAKES IT UP. FUCK! WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD VOLUNTARILY AWAKEN SUCH A CREATURE THAT CAME FROM THE UNDERWORLD ITSELF!? THAT THING STARTS GROWLING AND ROAMING ALL OVER THE HOUSE, NO DOUBT LOOKING FOR FRESH MEAT TO EAT!
THE CREATURE IN ALL ITS HIDEOUS SPLENDOR. GROTESQUE TO THE EYE AND EARS. WHO KNOWS HOW MANY LIVES IT HAS CLAIMED!
I HATE IT WHEN I TRY TO SLEEP AND SUDDENLY I HEAR ITS ROARS IN THE DISTANCE! SOMETIMES I TRY TO TAKE REFUGE IN A HIGH PLACE, LIKE THE SOFA. AND EVEN THOUGH IT DOESN'T MANAGE TO CATCH ME, ITS GROWLING SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF ME! THAT THING SHOULDN'T EXIST! IT DOESN'T HAVE EYES, BUT IT CAN SEE YOU EVEN IF YOU HIDE UNDER THE BED. IT EVEN HAS THE ABILITY TO SNEAK UNDER THE CARPET IN CASE THERE'S ANOTHER INNOCENT VICTIM HIDING THERE. HOLY FUCKING MOTHER OF GOD'S HEAVENLY COURT, I DON'T EVEN WANT TO THINK ABOUT WHAT IT WOULD DO TO ME IF IT MANAGES TO CATCH ME! IT COULD KILL ME, OR WORSE!
Addendum: Is it gone already? I'm among the coats so it won't find me.