Item #: SCP-K2-JP-J

Object Class: Keter Apollyon Uncontained

Special Containment Procedures: Affected individuals are to hold in the subject as hard as one can, and then take antidiarrheals USELESS I can't hold it in anymore! AAAH DON'T COME OUT STOP! STOP! I'M IN A MIDDLE OF A MEETING! STOP! STOP! OH, LORD! AAH IT'S LEAKING LEAKING LEAKING LEAKING LEA-


To specify, the containment breach occurred in Site-81K2KETSU and is currently uncontained. It stinks.

We mustn't let this happen again. It was hella embarrassing, and it was wicked hard to clean it up. — O5-█

And crap your pants again? This is the second time you've caused a K-Class Scenario1 this month. You got to be "shitting" me. — O5-██

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