Item #: SCP-K2-JP-J
Object Class: Keter Apollyon Uncontained
Special Containment Procedures: Affected individuals are to hold in the subject as hard as one can, and then take antidiarrheals USELESS I can't hold it in anymore! AAAH DON'T COME OUT STOP! STOP! I'M IN A MIDDLE OF A MEETING! STOP! STOP! OH, LORD! AAH IT'S LEAKING LEAKING LEAKING LEAKING LEA-
To specify, the containment breach occurred in Site-81K2KETSU and is currently uncontained. It stinks.
We mustn't let this happen again. It was hella embarrassing, and it was wicked hard to clean it up. — O5-█
And crap your pants again? This is the second time you've caused a K-Class Scenario1 this month. You got to be "shitting" me. — O5-██