SCP-F2Y-IT-J

SCP-F2Y-IT-J while staying without paying rent

Item #: SCP-F2Y-IT-J

Object Class: Super Safe

Special Culling Procedures: Try, try and try: that sadistic being just wants to see you suffer while you give in to the idea that he'll never leave, but that's not what we're going to do. Sooner or later he'll have to give in, sooner or later we'll triumph. Unless you're particularly masochistic, just avoid Room 333 and pretend it doesn't exist.

Description: A fly.

Infiltration: Apparently someone left the window open by 0° 3' 8'' "to change the air a bit" and within █ milliseconds SCP-F2Y-IT-J spotted the glimmer and rushed into it, starting to fly around the room.

Addendum F2Y-01: As a result of the infiltration, several experiments were carried out to expel the anomaly, which are described below.

Open Experiments Log

Test F2Y-1

Purpose of the Test: Letting the fly out of the room.
Description: Immediately after the infiltration of the animal, Dr. Scasazza and Dr. Brazzorf arranged the room for its exit by completely opening the windows present.
Results: The anomaly kept going around the room, preferring light sources.¹.

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Test F2Y-2

Purpose of the Test: Letting the fly out of the room.
Description: After a whole night spent in the cold without the fly leaving the building and sleepless because of that [EXPLICIT] zzzzzzzzz², it was decided to leave the room with the window open, forget what happened and come back after a day's work.
Results: The fly is still there… THE FLY IS STILL THERE. IT'S ENTERED A [EXPLICIT] THIEF TOO³, HOW IS THIS STILL HERE?

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Test F2Y-3

Purpose of the Test: Get rid of the [EXPLICIT]. Eject the [EXPLICIT] from the room.
Description: At first we should have taken her out, but the insistence of Dr. Scasazza, my tenant and member of PETA SRE-M made me give up, for now I'll just light one of those weird ones to keep the mosquitoes away.
Results: Seriously, do I have to write it down? I'm sure you've already figured it out, because we all know those products are useless⁴.

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Test F2Y-4

Purpose of the Test: Get rid of the [EXPLICIT], seriously now.
Description: Now that my colleague has finally convinced himself, we've equipped ourselves with one of those slayer rackets, the electric ones. You can imagine the point.
Results: Despite an initial moment of apparent superiority, the beast decided to use its secret move, flight, to reach the ceiling. At the moment it is peering at us with its bloodshot eyes, probably making a mockery of us⁵⁶.

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Test F2Y-5

Purpose of the Test: Get rid of the [EXPLICIT] fly.
Description: We decided to fight nature with nature, so we equipped ourselves with wasps, tarantulas, carnivorous plants, slippers and any other possible predator of flies by strategically placing them in the room.
Results: We created a perfect habitat for the domination of those creatures, now they've come together and ostracized us. We have to sleep in the corridor tonight.

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Test F2Y-6

Purpose of the Test: Make the [EXPLICIT] [EXPLICIT] die horribly.
Description: In desperation, my colleague, Dr. Scasazza, has introduced the anomaly habitat SCP-001-IT-J, hoping also to regain possession of the room.
Results: The devil's beast The Site Virtus' sweetie seems to have found our phalanges more appetizing than the fly flying half an inch from his nose and all the other animals included in his diet.

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Test F2Y-7

Purpose of the Test: Send Satan's beast to hell.
Description: Armed with flame throwers, we chased SCP-F2Y-IT-J trying to set it on fire.
Results: The fire has expanded throughout the room and at the time of writing it is continuing to expand, now it has taken the whole corridor. Peep is enjoying it, it's obvious that hellfire is his environment.

Addendum F2Y-02: Following a fire at the Site Virtus, it was discovered that two subjects in training had circumvented the security measures in the Foundation's file archive, starting to write about a fly that had entered their room, the management decided to put them on public trial in the Secret Confidence Processing (SCP) Hall of Site Virtus and sentenced them to listen to a flute performance by Dr. Pistillo⁷.
It remains unexplained how the fly survived the fire.

Room 333 remains uninhabitable due to fire damage and interminable buzzing,
which has been causing many nightmares at the Virtus site for years now.
The option of chasing away the whore by subjecting her to an S5-7 tirade is being considered about why Class-D lives are valuable and need to be protected.⁸

Footnotes

1. Dr. Scasazza's note: But once she bumped into the wall near the window, it's a step forward.

2. Teknic terms

3. The involvement of the evil one is suspected SCP-i-IT-J

4. Dr. Scasazza's note: From now on it's war.

5. Note by SCP-F2Y-IT-J: It's over, I have the high ground.

6. No, I'm kidding, it's me, Dr. Brazzorf. A fly can't quote Star Wars.

7. Note by Dr. Ludwig Graf: This is just punishment for kidnapping my poor Peep

8. Note of S5-5: Our cruelty sometimes amazes me too.