Item #: SCP-PL-000-J
Object Class:
Special Containment Procedures:
Description:
Hello employee. Unfortunately I have bad news for you… there isn't any SCP here. I understand your disappointment, I don't like it either. Well, If there isn't anything here, you can go make yourself a cup of coffee, buy a sandwich in the canteen, or just go take a nap. Make your workday count!
Hey, why are you scrolling? It's only a blank page, nothing else here. Go do something, I'm sure you can find some preoccupation that will get you a promotion.
I really don't understand you, employee. There is no SCP here, leave this page.
You can't read? Are you stupid?
It██ █
Hey, what are you doing?! Are you trying to read a SCP?!
Item #: SCP-PL-000-J
STOP!
Object Cla:JSFF#PAHFX&#OGBF
You are starting to irritate me, employee!
I wanted to be nice to you! I thought we would be friends!
Object Class: S███
It's starting to get boring!!!
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-PL-00███████████████ █████████████████ ████████████████████████████████████████████
Yes, congratulations! You tried to read this docu… wait! THERE IS NO SCP! THIS IS NOT A SCP!!!!!!!!
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-PL-000-J doesn't pose a threat. Due to its anomalous properties, all the information describing SCP-PL-000-J must be contained in a single text document in a compu████████████████████████████
You are so stubborn!!!!! Even your friends are insulting me!!! This is really a height of insolence!
If you really want it, then here you go. Go find your fucking SCP!!! Clown… You won't find anything, because there is nothing here!!!
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