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3 days ago
From: <Krzysztof Sawicki>
To: <Me>
Topic: Request

Dear Michał
I'm not going to mess around with formal language, greetings, or any adherence to the basic framework of a letter. Anyway, why bother, since it's an email and you're my brother? It's nice to have family on the board, in matters so important as this one it's extremely useful. And both you and I know how serious this particular issue is.
I sent many requests to the national administration, many proposals on this matter — none of them were taken into consideration. In fact, none of them were even discussed!
Every proposal I have made has been about the same thing; you know exactly what. Apparently your colleagues have taken very much to heart what all researchers on our Site repeat over and over again and, as a project manager, I am incredibly outraged by this. We study this as much as we can, draw specific conclusions, and your colleagues just ignore them. I know that you are a different person, that you can at least be talked to and, most importantly, that they might listen to you. That's why I want to ask you to reach out and read the damn report and then think about bringing up topics that, in my humble opinion, should be brought up. There is also always the possibility that the questions will raise themselves — don't worry, someone will be there in time to help you if you need it.

Take care of yourself.
Dr. Krzysztof Sawicki

PS: Forgive me for that one… Frustration, anger, an ongoing containment breach and alcohol are never a good combination.




















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