SCP-SKIP-FR-J

WARNING:

ALL UNAUTHORIZED STAFF MEMBERS ACCESSING THIS REPORT WILL BE IMMEDIATELY BLACKED BY SCP-SKIP-FR-J. ONLY AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL CAN BE PROTECTED, CONTINUING TO READ WITHOUT THE REQUIRED AUTHORIZATION WILL RESULT IN AN UNFINED COLOR CHANGE OF YOUR CLOTHES.

YOUR BLACKING HAS BEEN PREVENTED.

WHITE DETACHING AGENT ACTIVATED


CONFRIMED SIGNS OF CLOTHING


DELETION OF INCIDENTAL SECURITY TASKS

Level 4 authorization required.

Foreword: Due of its ultra-white nature, the initial report of SCP-SKIP-EN-J has been bleached. Black-colored layers have been added to solve the problem.

Item #: SCP-SKIP-FR-J

Threat Level: Ultra white¹

Object Class: Clean

Special Containment Procedures: Always keep out of reach of children.

Description: Still in the machine at 30 degrees Celsius.

Addendum: It is drying.

FIM Intervention Report "The Manly Faries of the Home"

Intervention Report of "The Manly Faries of the Home": On █████, a group of volunteers from the Housewives Task Force managed to locate, using a GPS, Henderson Hygienic headquarters and what appeared to be the focal point of abnormal whitening organisms around the world. This modern infrastructure was commanded by the so-called Mr. Clean, a dumb man always dressed in white. The intervention of the FIM on the HQ was dazzling: 53 people affected by brooms and two people in shock after the intervention of a Spontex sponge launched at close range. Despite the tragic loss of an agent to a circus member of Herman Blancheur [CONTAINMENT BREACH OF SCP-SKIP-FR-J] having experienced a grueling experience involving soap, the team continued its progress in [PLEASE CLOSE THIS REPORT IMMEDIATELY] unknown land … either by going up to the first floor with a high-speed elevator. The place contrasted with the immaculate appearance of the previous floor and the discovery was [IMPORTANT CONTAINMENT BREACH OF SCP-SKIP-FR-J] also strange just as puzzling: a member of the personnel of the

Footnotes

1. [No color designation is sufficiently white enough to describe the threat level of SCP-SKIP-FR-J.]