Item #: SCP-SAMPLE-ESSAY-VN-J
Object Class: Adorable
Special Containment Procedures: We keep an SCP-SAMPLE-ESSAY-VN-J in our house. I feed him three times a day, and when he behaves well, I reward him with extra paté, and my grandparents will feed SCP-SAMPLE-ESSAY-VN-J when I have to go to school. Everyone in my family loves SCP-SAMPLE-ESSAY-VN-J. Dad said we have to bathe SCP-SAMPLE-ESSAY-VN-J regularly so he does not get stinky. Dad also taught him to poop in his sandbox, but his favorite place to poop is the curtain in our living room. That’s why mom have to buy a cage and put him in there. Even though I like him very much, I cannot pet him for too long, because everyone says that I will sneeze a lot when I do.
SCP-SAMPLE-ESSAY-VN-J likes to tease grandpa’s turd turtle1. I often remind him that his turtle friend has a very tough shell, so he should not bully him. Our SCP-SAMPLE-ESSAY-VN-J often plays with other SCP-SAMPLE-ESSAY-VN-Js in the village, and because of that, dad took him to the vet so that he will not like to go out and play anymore. When he came back, he was given a collar that looked like the circus clowns. That was probably why he became embarrassed, and no longer wants to play outside with anyone else.
SCP-SAMPLE-ESSAY-VN-J
Cat Description:2 SCP-SAMPLE-ESSAY-VN-J’s coat is white and orange, just like the vanilla and orange ice cream cup that mom often buys for me on Sundays. He was named “Cotton”, but I like to call him SCP-SAMPLE-ESSAY-VN-J. This SCP-SAMPLE-ESSAY-VN-J is very chubby, just like a sumo warrior. Whenever dad gets home from “work”, he always makes SCP-SAMPLE-ESSAY-VN-J exercise on the treadmill that costs twelve million Dongs3 that lies at the bottom of the staircase. Other than that, he often sleeps on the sofa in the living room, and sometimes pees on it too. SCP-SAMPLE-ESSAY-VN-J is very easy going, he always lets me pet him, sometimes he even comes to me for pets.
SCP-SAMPLE-ESSAY-VN-J is very good at catching mice. I often imagine him as our household mouse exterminator. No mouse can ever escape his claws. Even when he is chubby, he can run very fast, so fast that dad often exclaims "Fuck, "Cotton" will ruin our roof sooner or later, if he keeps being so fat and running like this. Catching a lot of mice can’t make up for him being so naughty." SCP-SAMPLE-ESSAY-VN-J is also fond of us and appreciates us very much, so much that he often places his “bounties” on mom and dad’s bed after going hunting. Every morning that he does this, mom and dad always scream loudly out of joy. But I don’t know if mom and dad ate those mice, because there were days that they had to go to the hospital afterwards.
Discovery: Mom and dad adopted SCP-SAMPLE-ESSAY-VN-J from one of our family friends. My grandparents were very opposed to it at the beginning, but after SCP-SAMPLE-ESSAY-VN-J caught a lot of mice, they changed their minds. Everyone loves SCP-SAMPLE-ESSAY-VN-J.
Addendum: SCP-SAMPLE-ESSAY-VN-J has lots of friends on the street. They are all SCP-SAMPLE-ESSAY-VN-Js, for example:
SCP-SAMPLE-ESSAY-VN-J-A, "Tũn" from Mrs. Vãn’s house. He often calls SCP-SAMPLE-ESSAY-VN-J to go out and play.
SCP-SAMPLE-ESSAY-VN-J-B, "Little Chíp" from Ms. Vân’s house. I always have to keep an eye on him and SCP-SAMPLE-ESSAY-VN-J, because they often steal dried fish from the vendor at the village market.
SCP-SAMPLE-ESSAY-VN-J-C, "Miu Miu" from Mr. Hùng’s house. Before dad took SCP-SAMPLE-ESSAY-VN-J to the vet, he was always close to her.
SCP-SAMPLE-ESSAY-VN-J-D and SCP-SAMPLE-ESSAY-VN-J-E, "Ink" and "Paper" from Mr. Mẹo’s house. I don’t actually know if they are really from his house, I just met them when something happened there, and people played a lot of drums and trumpets. Mom said that Mr. Mẹo was “resting in peace”, I guess they took him to a resort.4 That time, our SCP-SAMPLE-ESSAY-VN-J liked to play with them too.
SCP-SAMPLE-ESSAY-VN-J also has a lot of formidable opponents, for instance:
"Mi lu" from the dipshit Hoàng’s house. SCP-SAMPLE-ESSAY-VN-J often hisses to its face. But it doesn’t look scared of him, as if it wants to provoke SCP-SAMPLE-ESSAY-VN-J.
"The duck" in my hometown. It often chases SCP-SAMPLE-ESSAY-VN-J vehemently, forcing SCP-SAMPLE-ESSAY-VN-J to jump into water.
"The mouse godfather" in my house. SCP-SAMPLE-ESSAY-VN-J has not caught it yet, even when he is a formidable mice catcher. It often messes up our storage room and nibbles on our stuff, making them torn. Dad often calls it “the mouse monster”.
Conclusion: I love SCP-SAMPLE-ESSAY-VN-J very much, I promise to study well so that I can buy a lot of good food for SCP-SAMPLE-ESSAY-VN-J. SCP-SAMPLE-ESSAY-VN-J is the best pet ever!
