Madam Alicia is smiling softly
Item #: Mrs. Alicia
Object Class: Unthreatening
Special Containment Procedures: Mrs. Alicia is to be contained in a well-equipped humanoid containment chamber with full set of furniture and bathing system. The chronic medication and daily diet is provided to Mrs. Alicia at 07:20, 12:30 and 19:27 everyday, according to Mrs. Alicia's daily schedule. If Mrs. Alicia demands anything out of the appointed time, She should be satisfied as possible under the permission of a security staff of Clearance 4.
On top of that, if Mrs. Alicia propose an application of leaving the containment chamber for a outside walk, the application should be denied denied denied denied denied denied denied denied denied denied, please permitted with the companion of two security personnel of Clearance 3.
All information related to Mrs. Alicia (SCP-ZH-774) should be processed by ISACT-774-a directly exposed to the staff of the Foundation, and it should be promoted to the staff of the friendly personality and elegant behaviors of Mrs. Alicia. All personnel should call Mrs. Alicia "Mrs. Alicia" when they see Mrs. Alicia. The behavior of using wrong titles to call Mrs. Alicia will be considered disrespectful and highly aggressive. Such activists are to be executed immediately.
Description: Mrs. Alicia is an Asian female adult with height of 157.6 cm (5 feet 2 inches) and weight of 51.2 kilograms. According to the statement of Mrs. Alicia, she is 74 years old (recorded in 2007). Despite this, Mrs. Alicia still has the appearance that is no less than that of a young lady. Any comments presumably criticizing the looking of Mrs. Alicia will be considered disrespectful and highly aggressive. Such activists are to be executed immediately.
Mrs. Alicia has good morals and show extremely high affinity in the process of interacting with the research personnel. According to the researching personnel, Mrs. Alicia's comments have the characteristics of making one feel "relieved, comforted and obedient". After the long-term observations, Mrs. Alicia is evaluated to be totally nonthreatening. Any accusation claiming Mrs. Alicia to be a threat will be considered disrespectful and highly aggresive. Such activists are to be executed immediately.
Mrs. Alicia has the hobby of scarf hand-knitting. According to the record, Mrs. Alicia once weave a scarf for 11 hours uninterruptedly, eventually creating a scarf lengthening 25 meters. Despite the colors of yarn Mrs. Alicia used in the weaving process is random and chaotic, the result of the knit is still amazingly beautiful. Any comments attempting to criticize the scarf will be considered disrespectful and highly aggressive. Such activists are to be executed immediately.
Mrs. Alicia is not anomalous. Mrs. Alicia is a normal woman. People will mistakenly consider Mrs. Alicia to be anomalous and view her to be a SCP item. Any inaccurate accusation of insulting Mrs. Alicia to be an anomalous entity will be considered disrespectful and highly aggressive. Such activists are to be executed immediately.
Appendix:
Personnel Executed For Disrespect To Mrs. Alicia
| Personnel | Occupation | Reason for Execution |
|---|---|---|
| Dr. Miguel | ISACT-774-a Principal Researcher | Call Mrs. Alicia SCP-ZH-774 |
| Researcher Wyatt | ISACT-774-a Information Analyst | Call Mrs. Alicia SCP-ZH-774 |
| Researcher Jada | ISACT-774-a Information Analyst | Call Mrs. Alicia SCP-ZH-774 |
| Researcher Willy | ISACT-774-a Information Recorder | Record Mrs. Alicia as SCP-ZH-774 in the documents |
| Dr. Garrix | ISACT-774-a Containment Designer | Claiming Mrs. Alicia to be dangerous and require to strengthen the containment procedure |
| Researcher Ian | ISACT-774-a Information Recorder | Call Mrs. Alicia "the Old Woman" |
| Researcher Clyde | ISACT-774-a Information Recorder | Criticize the scarf woven by Mrs. Alicia to be extremely unsightly |