Site Mania
Site Mania, hall.
Site Mania, dining area.
Site Mania, conference room.
First Site manager during a briefing (197█).
D4-N5-FL-0R/01 containment area.
Rating: ★★★★★☆
Location: Naples, Campania
Description: Houses musical (for example: neomelodic or trap) and culinary anomalies (for example: pasta with ketchup). This is the place where the SCPizza classification protocol and the Funk-You sonic attack protocol were created. Coordinates the SSM-301.
Entrance: Free, with obligatory eating. If you bring a friend you get a free drink! Click here for pre-salesSold out, bro..
Staff:
Director Manager: Dr. N. D'Angelo
Vice-manager: Dr. G. D'Alessio
Public Relations: Dr. A. De Curtis
Responsible Musical Anomalies: Dr. R. Murolo
Housed anomalies (almost all of them):
- SCP-002-IT-J — The Doctor-Destroyer
- SCP-610-IT-J — The Perfect Projectile
- SCP-QUAQUA-IT-J — Song of Ten Thousand Anomalous Ducks
Action reports:
- [ACCESS DENIED]
Reviews:
"10/10 I'd let them contain me again."
SCP-███-IT-J,
neapolitan anomaly
"Don't go in the dining area during a containment breach of SCPizza-Pineapple-IT.
Dr. S. Loren,
filmography anomaly researcher
"SITE MANIA BEST SITE"
Modern Anomalies,
as of edition of may 201█
"It's 4am, keep it down!"
S5-█
"Site Mania is where the Foundation discovered that the Earth is flat, indeed, the most logical form that matter can take naturally is that of a pizza."
Dr. E. De Filippo,
theatrical anomalies researcher
"Best Class-D-J personnel I've ever met."
Dr. C. Esposito,
rhythmic anomalies researcher