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When the world can be ended with one simple push of a button, when chaos can break free from its chains at any moment and unleash itself upon the world, the Foundation works tirelessly to maintain the status quo. Without recognition, without glory, maintained only by its ideals and duty to humanity. But some want more, some see options to enrich themselves, even if the price is abandoning the Foundation's great mission.

Money plays the largest part in determining the course of history.
- Karl Marx

Nothing is enough for the man to whom enough is too little.
- Epicurus


This canon follows an SCP Foundation where crime, corruption, and ineptitude are rampant. If a site is well-established, flip a coin for whether or not illicit activities are disguised among its countless operations, anomalous drug manufacturing, stealing of SCP objects, or whatever else the blind eye or lacking oversight allows to slip by. If an individual is in a position of power, you can almost be certain that they are the last person who should hold such a rank, whether that be due to corruption or sheer, unadulterated incompetence. In this canon, you can laugh at the absurd, the tragic, or if you fancy you can take it seriously, both are valid and fit well within its confines.

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