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Welcome to "Supreme ChoiceSupreme Choice & Pick" No. 19 chain mall, this mall is dedicated to serving customers Provide the best and most comfortable shopping environment and service experience.
Dear customers, the full name of the service slogan "SCP" in this mall is "simple, convenient, warmSimple, Convenience, Passion" instead of any other phrase.
In order to provide the best shopping experience, please do not wear any exotic clothes or wear any mask into the mall to avoid unnecessary casualties.
During the Halloween period, this mall will be closed, but as compensation, this mall will conduct [noise] discounts on all products from 13AM-16PM the next day. The final interpretation right of this activity belongs to this mall.
Customers please note that this mall does not provide any public drinking water. All liquids in this mall other than bottled water on the shelves are not drinkable, and this mall is not responsible for any Gastrointestinal rupture incident caused by violation of this regulation.
The following broadcast to find someone: Please [some kind of rustling sound]Mr., go to the third compartment on the right hand side of the men's bathroom on the east side of the fourth floor. Your family members are waiting for you there.
If you experience any urge to travel to Yellowstone National Park while shopping, please disregard it, this is normal for prolonged shopping in closed underground malls, if medical assistance is required , please ask the store staff for help.
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Customers please note that the name of the free WiFi provided by this mall is SCP-Free, SCP-Horizontal Bar-FR-Two E, not any other access point with "SCP". Please ask the staff in the mall for the password.
Insert an urgent message: This mall will no longer open a toy area. All toys in the mall are now not for sale. All customers who carry toys in this mall should immediately hand over the toys to the staff, otherwise it will be deemed a violation of this mall according to federal regulations. Illegal possession of private property in shopping malls. If you see Teddy Bear walking on its own, please ignore it and notify staff to turn it off.
Here's the broadcast to find someone: [Indistinct scratching sound]Ma'am, go to 231 staff lounge on the east side of the fifth floor, your fetus is there and so on—
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Dear customer, I'm very sorry, just now our broadcast system experienced one or several rare failures, please ignore any content just broadcast. All the staff of this store express their sincerest apologies to you.
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Recently we have received some complaints from customers that scary sound can be heard from the toilet in the bathroom occasionally, please ignore this phenomenon, the toilet in the bathroom of this mall will never try to Assassinate you in the dark, in fact, none of them can speak.
The business hours of this shopping mall are 3:00AM-11:00PM in summer time and 2:00AM-10:00PM in winter time. Please plan your time well to avoid unnecessary trouble.
During the shopping process, if you see misplaced bottled water or any container containing liquid, please do not move it without authorization, please contact the staff in the mall to deal with it.
caviar or poultry eggs sold in this mall are not allowed to be purchased by anyone with Sarkic beliefs.
We just had a message from [some kind of rustling]sir's family that [some kind of rustling]sir still not found, please//[some kind of rustling]/ /Mr. Go to the crack in the wall at the corner of the corridor on the west side of the underground parking lot as soon as possible after hearing the broadcast. Your family is very worried about you.
Due to an explosive alert, the mall management has decided to temporarily suspend sales of instant cocoa powder.
Our escalators are designed based on the concept of bilateral symmetry. Customers who believe in radial symmetry, icosahedral symmetry, spherical symmetry, and double radial symmetry should take the special elevator by themselves.
Dear customers, we must remind you again that although this mall is open to customers with pets and allows these pets to enter the mall, this does not mean that your pets are allowed to abuse our pets roughly with mean and coarse barks A staff member, even though he looks like a dog. Please cooperate with the store's regulations and wear a headband for your pet. This will not cause pain to the pet or violate the Third Amendment of "Pet's life is life", please rest assured.
Customers in the jewelry area, please note that this mall has not had any similar activities such as “Free Ruby Necklace Rental” recently, and will not give away or sell any accessories with rubies. The salesperson will not persuade you to wear a necklace with rubies because of reasons such as "it really matches your temperament". Damn, by all means don't touch any necklace with a ruby on it and slap anyone who tries to make you do so.
Although the underground car park in this mall has been specially designed to accommodate more space, this does not mean that you can take your children to play games such as hide and seek or underground exploration in the underground car park.
Photography prohibited on wooden furniture in this mall. Tweeting the picture is even worse, fuck—
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customer Guys, our staff just got a little emotional, our management has replaced the announcer, who will be transferred to the remote Mall 5 as punishment.
Due to the strong protest from the Fifth Church, we regret to announce that the five-dimensional crispy corners will be removed from all shopping malls with immediate effect. But still available on our official online store.
This shopping mall is a very open and inclusive place. If you think that the products we sell violate the religious dignity you believe in, please feel free to call our complaint number: 000-1437 , our staff will teleport you to an alternate reality where we have never sold this item.
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Dear customer, we are very sorry to inform you that Mall 13 in another time and space will be contacting the Our No. 19 shopping mall has a collision, and shopping in this shopping mall will become very dangerous at that time. Customers are requested to check out quickly and leave the shopping mall in an orderly manner. Thank you for your cooperation.
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This recording was suddenly played on all of Site-19's broadcasting systems on 20██/█/██, and could not be forcibly terminated , the logistics department did not find out the cause of this failure. Explained to staff as a "belated April Fool's event". The multi-time research department reported a tachyon flow pulse with a low peak value. This signal is suspected to come from a parallel reality that is close to the reference reality, and the reality deviation is about 1.732. Limited investigations indicate that the Foundation in this alternate reality seems to have decided for some reason after the events in North Korea to convert the entire site into a supermarket and open it up to the public. No further investigation of this timeline is warranted.