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Credits
Title: よ-B-035 "Mithril Humanoid" Sales Catalog
Author: ©︎indonootoko
Year Created: 2019
That person you wish to see once again… Please, leave it to the JOICL.
Mithril Humanoid
| Product # | Model | Quantity | Price |
|---|---|---|---|
| よ-B-035 | E01-α | 1 | ¥ 8,000,000～ |
※Fully built-to-order
Features
- Behavioral patterns far more advanced than conventional humanoids.
- High-quality humanoids produced by Nissoken Customs in Shigastan, the capital of alchemy.
- Realistic texture. Realistic behavior. Realistic weight.
- Design and size are customizable. Feel free to contact us for advice.
Specifications
- Shigastani alchemy is used to transform mithril into humanoids that closely resemble human bodies.
- Ample behavioral patterns. In addition to existing patterns, “strolling”, “agriculture”, and “drying futon” have been added.
- High reproducibility accomplished thanks to the JOICL’s advanced cultivation technology.
- This product reproduces the outward appearance, and does not reproduce the internal organs. Not suitable as sex dolls.
Instructions: よ-B-035 "Mithril Humanoid" is a humanoid developed by the institute in 19██, based on Shigastani anatomical alchemy.
よ-B-035 was conceptualized as a next-generation humanoid, and was developed as a humanoid with a diverse set of emotional functions. The Mithril Humanoid, perfected through years of expertise and research, cannot be distinguished from a real person at first glance, and has received great praises from users since its launch.
よ-B-035’s main component is pure mithril. Mithril is an ore discovered by 19th century adventurer and anomaly collector Lorentz Eldridge at an archeological site in northern Shigastan. In his work “Travelogue, Vol. 2”, Eldridge described mithril as “a metal with a high alchemical transmutation efficiency on par with Adamant and Orichalcum, which the ancient Shigastani people used to call Mithril”, and stated that, regarding human body cultivation, it has a higher cultivation efficiency than that of traditional ingredients. The JOICL has studied the human body transmutation methods described in this work, and has brought it to the modern era with further improvements.
- E01-α: Product is completely made on a build-to-order method, using materials provided by the user. Enjoy a level of perfection, just like the real deal.
Beware of scam callers pretending to be from the JOICL
Recently, there’s been an increase in fraudulent calls pretending to be part of the JOICL in order to collect our products. The institute will not contact the user through a phone call, and will not make any such product collection. Note that the institute cannot guarantee product safety in the case of damage.
★Corpse Trade-in Campaign Notice★
Due to popular demand, this campaign has returned this year! Only users who apply to trade-in bodies at the time of request will receive a 99% discount on their product. For more information, consult the catalog request form.
Researcher’s Comment
To bring the dead back to life… It’s a prayer that comes from a place of deep sorrow, of a desire for eternal life. In order to free humanity from the spiral of endless sorrow, the ancient people of Shigastan attempted to conquer death with their high alchemical technology. It was this perfect Shigastani human body transmutation method that led to the decline of Shigastan’s alchemical civilization, as it proved to the people that immortality did not exist. Yet I do not think their beliefs were but a pipe dream. If you purchase this product you will realize mankind has been steadily moving towards the goal of immortality. Spend a most miraculous moment with your loved ones.
――Kunō Hisashi, Hominid Biology Head of Research, Area B, Laboratory 3
≪Introduction to Researcher Kunō’s Achievements≫
19██ - Graduated from ████████ University. Joined the JOICL.
19██ - Discovered a method of refining pure silver from cell fragments. Receives the Outstanding Rookie of the Year Award.
1982 - Research on Fertility Downfall procedure.
19██ - Appointed Research Head of the Hominid Biology Laboratory.
19██ - Published study on Mithril humanoids.
Customer’s Voice:
- Helped me a lot, cuz I didn’t have any money, and I didn’t know what to do with the corpse. ――51-years-old male, unemployed
- Found out about it through word of mouth. Thank you. ――57-years-old male, unemployed
- Thanks God I don’t have to kill myself yet. I’m saved. ――56-years-old male, unemployed